I’m going to tell you something and I’m going to whisper it so no one else hears: nobody cares what you think.

Stranger things have happened. It is still pretty mind blowing.

What? Wasn’t he the water boy those two years? I mean, come on, man. He was with Kobe. That doesn’t count.

I did not know that. Thanks for the info.

I would be surprised. The only other two that come to mind besides him are Shawn Bradley and Kwame Brown.

One name: Adam Morrison.

Oh, God, I forgot about Darko. I don’t know if I’d say he’s worse than Bowie, though. Bowie was 2nd overall from the famous 1984 draft. To still have Jordan, Barkley and John Stockton on the board after him and to turn out as bad as he did, it’s almost unfathomable. PORTLAND PASSED ON JORDAN. I don’t care that they…

I would mention Sam Bowie, but I remembered he went 2nd overall, after The Dream and before Jordan. Also, is it me or does Portland have a bad habit of picking hurt centers way up high in the draft?

“The 76ers can overcome anything.”

Ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun.

Let’s ignore the fact that basketball players sweat ALOT all over the court and he probably just slipped. Allen was clearly applying the lessons taught to him at Cobra Kai. SWEEP THE LEG, ALLEN-SAN.

They’re really good. I’m still pissed that I missed my chance to see them about a year ago.

“I had never seen a lead singer use his voice like that or give more in a performance.”

You can do it all you want, just know that you’ll be met with a baby faced “Nuh-uh”. It’s exhausting trying to argue with those fuckers.

I’ve said it before, here it is again: KD is on a team that look like world beaters at one moment before melting down worse than Chernobyl. Shocker.

You’re asking for critical thinking from republicans. That’s not a skill they possess.

Further proof that Putin is a petty little bitch.

“Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.”

It’s not hatred and it’s completely rational that I’m frustrated with the decisions made by other people that have led us to where we are as a country now.