I’m afraid they might’ve changed the script too much. I read the Blacklist version and it was great. Yeah, Pratt’s character makes a very selfish decision, but who in their life hasn’t done the same?

Yeah, none of what you said defines me. I’m a single father, I work two jobs, my son goes to public school and I drive a truck. Feel free to kill yourself.

Goddammit +1. I left myself completely open to that.

BTW, great username now that I know you are asian. Hilarious.

Asian man in Florida? I have a serious question for you: How often do you get mistaken for Cuban or some other hispanic ethnicity and then get yelled at for not speaking Spanish?

I went less on looks and more on Florida.

Yeah. He’s 8. Go fuck yourself.

I’m gonna build a wall SO big, and I’m gonna make the mosquito’s pay for it. No More Illegal Immigration!”

This is exactly why I would never take my kid to a NFL game. All I could think about is one of these drunk, Trump supporting assholes rolling over my rail-thin son and smothering him. I’d hate to have to beat 10lbs off of someone just to make sure my kid doesn’t suffocate.

This isn’t accurate. Where’s the pit that opens up beneath both teams and swallows them whole right before half-time? Don’t act like sink holes aren’t a problem, Tim. Just ask the people of Japan if you don’t believe me.

Man, it must be hard being a multimillionaire and having to listen to people call you names. I bet he can totally empathize with Donald Trump.

Tom Thibodeau is like the angry step-dad of NBA coaches.

And here I was, thinking you only wrote articles about good to great players on bad teams. Good job switching it up, Tom.

Egh. I had that happen to me when I was playing basketball as a kid. I went up for a rebound, ball came down right on the tip of my picky finger. It was nasty, but it popped itself back in. He’ll be fine.

I miss OutKast.

Rasta Dog. Nice.

I’ve heard they hired David Duke as the new coach, also.

Vegas Aces would’ve been the best.

You’re missing two more K’s in KKKnights.

I’m sure if Abraham Lincoln were to come back to life and see what has become of the Republican party that at one point in time did great things for this country, he would actively seek out the nearest descendant of John Wilkes Booth and request another assassination.