This is a solid reply with the benefit of being a fact. If I could, +2

I keep hearing people say that 2016 has been horrible. In kind, I actually think it’s been extremely merciful. It’s taken our best and been like “Nah, You were special. I’m not going to make you suffer through this.” 2017, on the other hand, is a total asshole and it’s not even here yet.

I see your Mayor McCheese and raise you classic Hamburgerlar.

What do you think’ll happen if they get a divorce while he’s in the white house?Also, I say “in the white house” because I will never acknowledge this man as president.

Question: Since he’s already being fined, does that mean he’s going to put out the blooper real?

It’s official: Kanye has gone full 90's Axel Rose. I look forward to the reunion tour.

I think you should leave David Foster Wallace out of this. All he did was write fantastic books and kill himself. I don’t see how any of that affects you.

Who is the best dancer out of the staff? We already know Drew’s last.

How much legislation do you think Obama is having to write into law before leaving office? I keep seeing him passing stuff and I feel like he’s trying to make it so Trump isn’t able to fuck us as badly as he would.

I think you underestimate Drew’s former fatness.

I’ve had a falling out with my football team because of Kraft, Belichick and Brady supporting Trump. Do I pick another team now or do I just become a casual football fan and talk shit to everyone without ever having to hear any back?

I know that all bears are good bears, mostly because my dogs name is Bear. But which bear is the best bear?

I see a lot more of the latter than the former and even more of the latter trying to disguise itself as the former. The Gates would be one of the few exceptions. God bless them.

I am thoroughly convinced that the more money you have, the more unintelligent you become. Hence Kanye(always) being a fucking idiot. Someone wire his mouth shut again, please.

Yes. Ride the Lightning is their best album.

Thank you for clearing that up.

I’m not a journalist, so you’d probably know better, but isn’t this directly conflicting with the freedom of information act?

Yeah, pretty sure he wasn’t president back in 1991.

He’s not even gone yet and I already miss him. This is like your cool step-dad divorcing your mom and telling you “we can still be friends”. Fuck.

I’m upset because I didn’t realize how cool Joe Biden was until a few weeks ago. Then again, standing in Obama’s shadow, anyone could be looked over.