Yes, New Hampshire gets Spider-man, because we all know how they have those tall buildings to swing from.

If you really want the electors to even think about doing something, then sign this if you haven’t already.

I see this brought up a lot. I’m sure the student/athlete would have to hire an agent to work all this out. Pretty sure they’d also be able to find a tiered-rate for smaller schools. Like, obviously, Bama would be able to pay their players a lot. A piddly school like Bumfucktech wouldn’t. You’d probably be paying them…

Does he know they call it a Jump shot for a reason? I know he’s tall, but damn. That is less a jump and more of a skip.

Sooooo...... he’s a self-hating Jew or he’s been bought and paid for? I’m confused.

Santa must be so pissed right now.

What doesn’t the NFL view as negative, nowadays? And I know there’s already the overseas option for basketball players. The only issue I have with that is they don’t play defense, which is important. You could argue that they learn defense when they get to the NBA, but let’s be honest, every rookie wants big minutes…

I wonder if this will be a recurring thing in college sports? I could see a lot of players across football and basketball deciding not to potentially injure themselves during a season in which they’re not getting paid while preparing to go high in a draft. It would probably make the NCAA think twice about not paying…

Only if other white people don’t hold her accountable.

This:

GOOD.

I think everybody could use a bit more love below, these days.

It wouldn’t matter. I put just about everything I can through the garbage disposal.

No gifts for very good bears?

That is a FANTASTIC user name.

Anybody else feeling like Peter Thiel might be usurping control of FB from Zuckerberg?

I mean, what more can you chalk this up to than an old-rich-white-guy having a bad opinion that went public. I thought I’d never say this: I side with Lebron James. Go away, Phil Jackson. You’re old and nobody cares about you anymore.

Nice. When I was 1 or 2, Ma Fantod took myself, who was still young enough to be in a stroller and not know better, and my older brother for a walk. We were on a bridge and my mother had and I started to cry for some reason. My brother had brought his favorite toy and at Ma Fantod’s behest, he gave it to me to see if…

Oh, this is exactly why I only have on child. I remember my brother. I hate him. He hates me. It’s how the world works. If I ever get married, I hope that woman is happy not having babies, because I’m getting a vasectomy the minute that ring goes on my finger. I’m talking, on the honeymoon, part of our trip would be…

If it’s 6 beers then it’s obviously before they brought out the tables.