Is it okay to judge someone based solely on their selection of pizza toppings?

I have been an ardent Lebron hater for his entire career. Now I can’t wait to watch him single handedly destroy GSW and their mouth breathing mascot known as Draymond Green.

Is there some sort of evolution/degradation that happens to old people on a genetic level that turns them into talking redneck owls/Curt Schilling because I’ve noticed that a lot of Trump supporters look and sound the same. It’s fucking disturbing and now I’m afraid to go outside at night.

Drive was great. I can understand why people don’t like it though. Personally, I hate the chase sequence after Oscar Isaac’s character dies. It looked like a bad Mustang commercial.

I see your Kavinsky(great song, btw) and raise you Damian Marley’s “All Night”.

Let’s be honest, this is not the worst thing anyone named Bobby Brown has ever done.

Why is Drew dressed like a picnic table for half the trailer? Is he that much of a slob when he eats?

He’s a good guy, looking out for us Celtics fans. We appreciate being gifted Markelle Fultz.

The steak and milk came from the same cow. HE’S A FUCKING MONSTER.

Everyone has different tastes. It’s ok, but personally, I’m not all that into bestiality. So no thanks on Ivanka and Tiffany.

You’re assuming that Trump uses condoms. Hint: he doesn’t and the result is disgusting. His kids look like if Gollum had every single precious ever.

HOLY SHIT IT IS!

I think this applies a lot more after the events of last night....

Yeah, my son is biracial, so you can take exactly what you said and shove it up your fucking ass. Thanks. Bye.

She sounds just like my dad. I had to walk away from a conversation with him the other day because I was close to yelling at him for basically... being old? I guess.

That debate coupled with the live blog tonight was hilarious. Trump should really see someone about that post nasal drip he gets from all coke/speed he’s snorting.

Anyone else still waiting for Trump to bust out of his leather skin and reveal himself for the illuminati lizard-person he truly is?

ODB can posthumously be his VP.

They say: Let’s make America great again.

Fake hair is fake hair. Just means it’ll cause him more pain if/when it’s ripped off his skull.