Right, and beating the shit out of them afterwards, to the point where they need hospitalization, isn’t also a violent act? Makes perfect sense.

How the fuck is Kevin Johnson also not in jail? I understand that they guy hit him with a pie, but that doesn’t warrant a beat down. At most, you’re allowed to go full on 3 Stooges on him.

They’re in the parking lot, trying to catch David Ortiz and Mookie Betts homers.

Castillo being put on waivers and Sandoval being out for the season has really helped this team. Reminds me of when they won the pennant a few years back. Pitching staff broke down, they shortened the rotation and brought it home.

You know the one person I wish was on this list and isn’t: Rusney Castillo. I don’t know WTF happened to that guy, but I remember distinctly reading that he was supposed to be a big deal. Is he even on the team anymore?

Pete Carroll coached the Patriots at one point in time. Somehow this equals out to New England cheating again. God dammit, I hate my team.

What is the best office prank you’ve played?

Drew doesn’t consent to being encased in carbonite.

What do you think is the biggest deal breaker fan base is when it comes to significant others? Like if you meet someone that you’re interested in only to realize they own a Tony Romo jersey and you immediately go “eh”.

Do you know who the faceless ghouls are in Ghost?

Has there been any discussion about making a site/channel that’s akin to Gawker, but not Gawker since that name seems to get everyones panties knotted?

Playing for the Jaguars isn’t an affliction?

These signs are not Ryan Bros. approved.

I wouldn’t pick anyone for the simple reasons you stated.

Last I checked, you had to be able to play both zone AND man coverage in order to be one of the best corners in the league.

Tom Ley wishes he could be that dinosaur.

She needs a medal aaaaaand to follow Trump around everywhere he goes just so she can make him stfu.

If the ACC can pull out, why couldn’t Pat McCrory’s dad?

Who raises their kids to be niner’s fans?

That’s ruthless.