Whoa! I didn't know that existed! Thanks!
Still, Bubsy gets 5 vs. ZAMN, 2. Seems pretty dark.

Exactly my point! We live in a world in which Bubsy gets rebooted but Zombies Ate My Neighbors never even saw a sequel.

This is the darkest timeline.

I promise I will never write a logic proof in comments in an attempt to seriously refute someone's claim.

Girardi, Matt. "Arms is Nintendo’s next great game and a punishing lesson in fighting fundamentals". The AV Club. Jun 7, 2017.

Premise: Fighting games are rock-paper-scissors.
Premise: Fighting game fans love playing fighting games.
Therefore: Fighting game fans love playing rock-paper-scissors.
QED.

I wish games with guides would implement a shh feature. This way something that many gamers find annoying could become a moment of genuine bonding with the characters. I would love to see my character put a single finger to his lips and give a gentle, caring "shhh" to his animal companion, who would then be quiet for…

That's kind of what I fear/am hoping for to help me cull my selections.

Phew! I'm glad you got it. I was worried that my Nintendo t-shirt greed had gone too far!

I am so jealous that you had that many Katamari shirts. I coveted the elephant one for years at a time when I had little money to spend on frivolities. It sounds like your Katamari shirts were well-loved during their time on this earth.

In Metroid Prime the environmental design is so exquisite that scanning becomes a tool to sate a player's curiosity. I would see something interesting, think "I wonder what that is?" and then be able to answer my own question with a few quick taps. In most other games, scanning is a tool to complete missions. In…

Uh, err, I'm embarrassed to say that I ordered 6 of them. But I plan to try them on and return at least 3. Plan being the key word, but seriously, what the hell am I gonna do with 6 Nintendo-themed t-shirts?

This feels like the right place to mention that Uniqlo is selling those incredible Nintendo t-shirts starting today: https://www.uniqlo.com/us/e…

I'm not so sure about that. Of all the Republican Senators, I'm sure that he's the one I'd most like to have an actual conversation with, but he still voted to confirm the criminally underqualified Betsy DeVos, the walking anachronism Jeff Sessions, and the guy being investigated for corruption at the time of his…

Speaking of Sega-tangential games, I nominate Herzog Zwei and Target Earth. I know, I know, Sega didn't develop them, but they need to be a part of any discussion of Sega system games.

And Skies of Arcadia 2! (I know, I said the same thing yesterday but my love for Skies of Arcadia cannot be contained!)

Holy crap, I'm so happy someone remembers that D&D game! My sister and I found an exploit in which the red dragon was highly susceptible to the web spell. We spent an entire afternoon switching the controller back and forth. Enter dungeon, cast web on dragon, kill it, repeat. We maxed out all of our characters so we…

It's because no one is paying attention to her.

Until a single one of those assholes actually does something with a vote I've stopped giving any of them the benefit of the doubt.

I hope you all played Skies of Arcadia which was made with the Phantasy Star development team.