thehitlesswonderkid
The Hitless Wonderkid
thehitlesswonderkid

Wait, she is right about half the time, she has sensitive skin and is delightfully rotund? Am I secretly Fiona?

More specifically, he is probably the perfect sitcom actor. His easy charm really fits a real variety of comic archetypes. Charming rogue (Cheers, The Good Place when he is the demon), quietly lovable misanthrope (Becker), loony father figure type (Bored to Death, and The Good Place at the end), eccentric rich person (

From a guy who wrote Beyond the Valley of the Dolls no less. 

A movie that Roger Ebert called “of truly cynical decadence.” (Great phrase) And labeled it “the most misogynistic movie I can remember; its hatred of women is palpable and embarrassing” Sounds like the movie we need to remake at this historical moment. /s

You think building your quirky comedy around the sex criminal might have been a mistake? I mean his presence provides some yuck in the original, can’t say that I was hoping to spend a whole movie with him. 

I didn’t particularly like the movie but still agree. The movie is about propaganda, to criticize it as nazi youth fanfic seems reductive.

I think you are forgetting that he has diplomatic immunity.

That one! Can we do that one? 

Hypnotoad is not controlling your mind. Tell the FDA that his influence is a welcome and benevolent presence on your instagram feed.

The prohibition is specifically on “Hot Drinks” meaning teas and coffee but a lot of people including many member of the Church of Latter Day Saint believe the prohibition in on caffeine. It is kind of actually a funny history.

But he would be a great Arthur. 

Yeah, I think it was pretty awful but it somehow maintains a fairly good reputation. I chalk it up to an interesting hook and likable lead actors, but actually watching it is an awful experience.

Wait Wait, so 2004 murder was his second conviction for a violent crime, and he was deemed a moderate risk!?! 

Tara Brady of the Irish Times said this about Red Tails:

How do you not save the title Bad Boys 4 Life until the fourth movie!?! Come on Hollywood get your shit together. 

The list of black list scripts that have been turned into actual movies has made hype aware about distance between a script and the finish product. Reality is we are better off without Colin Trevorrow who I would argue has fail to make an even ok movie yet. Complain all you want about JJ Abrams he has earned a certain

Seeing a roadrunner in real life for the first time is still one of the most disappointing things in my life.

This comment is beside the point, but those fucking red MAGA hats. I hate that they have ruined red baseball caps. I have a red 1971 White Sox hat I really like that I had to stop wearing and it sucks. So fuck you lady in the front row wearing your baseball cap in church like a slob.

Yes, and sounds about right. 

Is there any other kind?