“Going high is the only thing that works,”

This is... madness. Why even have your own place at all if you have to use a public restroom - worse, a convenience store publish restroom, a place of unimaginable filth and despair - rather than your own bathroom? Roommates in small apartments gonna smell each others dooces. That’s a rite of passage!

I’m assuming much of it is material wealth. People assume that the rich has giant vaults of cash, when in reality, for many of them the majority of their wealth is in the form of material possessions. 

You know that thing where they tell you that it’s “Your Special Day?” Yeah, that’s some bullshit. There are 7 billion people on this planet. You’re not even the only one getting married on “your” special day. Meanwhile, if you have a guest at your wedding who isn’t drinking... that person doesn’t get to fully enjoy…

I imagine most of what money he has is tied up in assets. Property, paintings, etc. At least thats my understanding of what many uber rich people do. 

And now some other douchey kennedy is trying to run for senate here. God I hope he loses. That family is trash. 

What’s the fight for at this point? He’s gonna die in prison. I can’t imagine he loves his next of kin enough to actually care if they get his money, whoever they are.

Even today it’s hard to disregard the DLC sell-out types and manage to survive, but in 04, an impossibility. Even in 08 when things went Obama’s way, I remember Bill Clinton in his flush-faced fury lecturing any Obama supporter he could corner.

The Lion of the Senate! Did you know that there is a (presumably small) group of diehards who send out social media blasts every year on the anniversary of Mary Jo Kopechne’s birth and death? These occur about a week apart, in July. One of my sisters lives in Massachusetts and a few years ago ran into an elderly woman…

I met Dean at an event in college and asked him about that. He said his campaign was already pretty much done at that point, but the media locked on to that moment slightly speeding up the inevitable. He then recreated the yelp, which was kind of a thrill.

At one point Walter Cronkite was in on that anti-Cape Wind thing. Poor guy also had Trump’s World Tower over by the U.N. block his view. 

And she used becoming First Lady to renegotiate her prenup! I still think she hates his guts, but she’ll do what needs to be done so she and Barron don’t end up like Marla and Tiffany.

See, this is why it’s a surefire cure for COVID-19. Take it and it kills you before the virus can. Bonus: your death is reported as a suicide, accident, whathaveyou....NOT as a virus death. Lower case numbers! Reopen everything!

To be fair, it’s not like he uttered a scream of joy at a victory rally — THAT would be disqualifying! The electorate has standards, after all.

Speaking of Joey B, word on the street is that he and his wife Dr. Jill Biden had an affair before Jill was divorced according to her ex-husband. 

Someone just told me they believe she’s a Russian asset. No, she just sucks.

She knew exactly what she was doing, she wanted a rich man and she got one.

All we’re missing here is a local artist to erect a 75-foot dildo to “simulate, and comment upon, this most urgent public discourse of our times: who’s the bigger dick?”.

“What do you mean Blade is all booked for today? Bitch, I’m going to buy the company just to fire you.”

The “heir and spare” thing is undeniably gruesome. It’s setting the younger kid up to either be a total ne’er do well or a sociopath who shouldn’t be trusted behind his older brother at the head of the stairs.