Nope. They can’t. You’re still req’d to take a “babies on a calendar” class as part of pro-cana (marriage prep course you have to do to get married in the church) where you learn “natural family planning” - same as it was when my parents took it 500 years ago. FWIW, my mom left the church as her response to terrible…

Not me, but some friends of mine got stuck in the snow on Donner Pass on their way to Viva Ska Vegas. They naturally decided that one person who insisted that they would be able to make it over the pass despite not having chains (and where we’re from it never snows so none of them were very practiced at that kind of…

I’ve won pissing contest a couple times now and I always feel like I should add it to my resume or something. Definitely the highlight of my (otherwise shitty) week!

NEW YORK (CNS) — Sex is more fun than being Catholic. That’s the basic message of writer-director Karen Maine’s semi-autobiographical drama “Yes, God, Yes” (Vertical).

I can’t muster a ton of excitement about the announcement because it seemed like a foregone conclusion months ago. It’s like Biden spent months trying to drum up buzz for an announcement that was just like “Yes, we already knew.”

Or maybe too many of us have seen where this nonsense leads. 2000, 2004, 2016. 

Yes. I wouldn’t begrudge anyone their excitement over Harris’s selection. I think representation genuinely matters and is important. Also, from a purely political standpoint, she’s a great pick.

The surest way to tell that someone’s about to say something racist is when they start by saying “I’m not racist, but...”

I am so tired of these stupid purity tests that are specifically targeted at women candidates. If you want Trump and friends to kill more Americans, then just say it alrrady. 

I’m sorry. Maybe I’m in a bad mood (in fact I know I am), but what even is this about? I don’t understand how, as a Black woman, you can’t be completely excited about her nomination. I am a Black millennial who cried actual tears (!) when I voted for Obama in 2009 because I never thought I would see a viable, Black…

Even with all this horror, it’s hard to believe that the election may be close.

To be fair, I don’t entirely blame her for that since an unhealthily large chunk of and her female disney peers’ public lives has basically been about everybody obsessing over their hymens and what they did or didn't do with their bodies. It was creepy and aggressive. Their need to get their narratives out about it…

Because that’s it. The first time she talked about this during the Bangerz era, she described it as kissing and having feelings for girls. But describing it as hooking up sounds edgier and more controversial, and stunt queens will be stunt queens. 

Let me make something very clear to all republicans: As long as this man is on the payroll at the WH, or in the employ of any government office, you all cannot say you are not racist. Period. He is a racist by all objective definitions of the term. Even the most broad. If republicans are serious about proving they are…

She gives all the fucks, just desperate for attention. I swear every time I see her tongue my irrational hate for her grows.  She’s basically a Kardashian in my head. 

Why do I feel like she kissed her girl friends during a sleep over and she’s calling that hooking up with two girls?

Fuck this guy...

Who the fuck are these delusional white people and why haven’t the rest of you white people shamed them until they die from the shame or go the fuck away?

I saw The Bad News Bears:Breaking Training at least twice, maybe three times. The fact that it was August and the theater had air conditioning may have been a factor

This movie has possible the most “hey kids it’s the Year 2000"  moment - Stiller and Norton walking around the streets of New York looking cool while Santana’s Smooth blasts away.