Are you a cop? Because you sound like a cop. It’s gonna be ok man, this is a good story on a bad take. He’s not hurting anyone, so we can all just relax.

It’s not called Barrow any more. They’ve gone back to the native Utqiagvik.

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Cautionary tale: Youppi goes to Kensington and this is what happens.

that’s the joke

And now we know the Kinja login for Chidi from The Good Place.

Has the whole world gone mad? The price of food is so expensive in the city, and I assume that’s to make the servers’ tips on that food livable, but I swear every year the standard goes up. I don’t think 18% is bad! I think 15% is the minimum but 18% isn’t bad ffs! However, I say this but I had a mild panic attack…

“It’s been a long road, gettin’ from there to here...”

ISIS is just waiting for Kansas to let their guard down and then they’ll launch an all out terror attack on Allen Fieldhouse. 

Sorta. I’ve been using a Logitech... K270 (had to look at the back to tell) for the past six years or so and, while I really like it and have gotten pretty used to the feel, the corners are all cracked from multiple drops and just last week I had to resort to super glue to fix the battery compartment lid. But the new…

Two 7 year olds are playing. One of them gives the other a light shove. The pushed kid screams “MoooOoom, he punched me!”. The mom, who saw it all happen, says “no he didn’t, you’re exaggerating”. Does this imply that she thinks what the first kid did wasn’t wrong?

Do I need to dumb this down even further or are we…

No

Maybe he’s making fish stew?

Is Irons naked in a bathtub during this conveyance?

Ma’am, I’m simply trying to keep the spirit of ye olde Gawker Comment Section alive.

I know what these ladies are going through as I, too, have a third leg.

“Offer her a supply of natural gas and proceed to withdraw it until your demands are met. This is local custom.”