I think the Star Trek related magical negro spot goes to Benjamin Sisko. I say that with love. Or Guinan. That’s actually Whoopi’s most mega magical negro role.

No Levar Burton? Geordi on Star Trek has had the more on-screen rank increases than any other character. How many people grew up with him making reading fun?

Do they pay a living wage? Asking for disenfranchised millenials everywhere.

Wow! So much for the stereotype of the inarticulate black football player. What a freaking manifesto. As compared to:

It’s become an unspoken litmus test. Having a wider set of views has become a sin.

Putting whole okra in the trash also works.

Sorry, I’m not getting in a mansplainoff with you, you’ll have to just settle for some advice:

Do you pay a monthly fee to get sick while your hormones defrag, all while being expected to hide it from coworkers?

Me neither, frankly when I get sick it’s the only goddamn thing I talk about, and it only happens like once every two years. Now go fuck yourself (literally, this is instruction, not a tell off), and…

Totally agree on one point and disagree on two.

Shut the fuck up. Our rights are being threatened by our own side. Literally no one cares right now about how to pay for something we soon may not be able to access. And I personally don’t give two flying fucks about however #triggered you are at the thought that you may have to contribute toward a woman’s medical…

I recognize that listmaking is inherently flawed and there is more than one album I, a woman, like on this list but I will legit fight you on “Kid A” come at me I’M READY.

“one was about a woman in the audience who said that rape jokes weren’t funny.”

I think you mean “Join the Oconversation.” I think it’s like a possum/opossum thing.

I tell this to my b Bernie supporting FRIENDS. Like do you seriously think trumps team wasn’t going to hit him with the socialism and being Jewish? People freaked out because JFK was Catholic. They tried to delegitimize Obama on the premise that he was a Muslim and he ran on a progressive platform. Bernie would be…

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick.

Alternative take: Fuck Trump. Fuck the Pats. Fuck Boston. Fuck you. Fuck Atlanta and the Falcons, too. Fuck it all. Spring training starts soon. HERE WE GO, PHILS.

Alternately, the Democratic party could feel kinda bad for putting the second-most disliked canddiate in history against the most-disliked candidate in history...

1) You’re basically cheering the DNC for printing rigged ballots, a pretty fucked up thing bust out the pom-poms for.

Can we stop pretending Hillary was legitimately nominated? I’m not talking about wikileaks, I’m talking about election day itself. In PA, a state Hillary “won,” in order to cast a full vote for Bernie Sanders you had to do the following:

"Meh."