All five of the top five stories on Barstool right now are ABOUT Barstool. They are nothing if not devoted public masturbaters.

Actual quote from Gritty’s bio:

The uber rich are the correct moral target because there’s only a few hundred of them, all of whom had to enable other people’s deaths to get there. 

If you “know a couple millionaires” you have to acknowledge your life is an insanely privileged joke and your worldview does not matter compared to normal decent people, you’ll never know what it’s like to be one of them. Like you said, you look forward to being evil, kind of invalidates every aspect of your life.

You’re one of these white boys who is impressed by impotent rich men in collared shirts, aren’t you? People with money set the terms for you because you’re a prideless weasel who lazily enjoys the benefits of a crappy system in a crappy country that rigs things in your favor. Bezos is scum, it’s not a debate. He…

So are mob bosses.

I’m loving these old comments from the early going when we were all trying to figure out what this show is. I came in late hearing about this great new comedy and three episodes in was also left with “wait, where’s the comedy.” Having just finished the whole thing, it’s explicitly a satirical comedy first second and…

Because they’re decent people. If a cop asks you for something without a warrant the correct response is, “Fuck you, pig, get a warrant or a real job but your racist ass doesn’t get talk to me, ever.” If someone who was victim of the corrupt American police system asks you for something the correct response is “Yes,…

No one is threatening Smurfs, wrong thread.

Sorry, no, and, really: Fuck you.

There is no law requiring people to be cops, putting on that stupid costume means one willingly made the choice to not just be complicit in, but outright enable and benefit from white supremacy. The idea of police isn’t bad, but there is no good manifestation of it can’t be when they…

“Always film the fucking police, always, no matter what” is pretty basic citizenry. Or you could be complicit in white supremacy like a coward, just don’t whine that you deserve respect if that’s the route you take. Simple stuff.

Keith David Keith David Keith David Keith David.

Okay, I’m out.

Last time I was in Boulder it was little Manhattan (not the good Manhattan, the Kansas one). Take back your state brah, do it for the brahs.

I would say for the majority of public discourse with racist scumbags I totally agree with you, however when they are actually organizing and holding an event it’s different. The night of Charlottesville, before we even knew Heather Hire’s name, black pastors from the area were on CNN crediting Antifa, masked and…

LMAO your handle is literally a racist battle white for universally looked-down upon trailer trash, the only response your mouth-breathing as is getting is flagged. 

There it is. Just couldn’t help yourself. You’re not even the pussy-assed-let’s-all-get-along dude you’re pretending to be, you’re a full on black people are gorillas, Trump voting cross burner. And man, way to assume I’m black like the NASCAR watching viagria popping mayo eating piece of shit you are. I’m Chinese you…

It’s truly vile how entitled you are to redefine the world to fit your dumb fucking imagination. You don’t get to speak to what is and isn’t a good person, the only people you get to look down on are peadofiles. The fact that you can’t accept what you’re being told by a minority with greater perspective and life…

There is little more racist than being a white guy who thinks someone acted racist toward him. Keep telling yourself you’re different from the Klan, it’s only other white guys who believe you, but that’s all you’ve ever needed to pull off living the lie.

We get it - you’re a mediocre white racist, don’t want to admit you’re a mediocre white racist, and (hilariously) pulled the most stereotypical mediocre white racist move. Happy New Year 1982 I guess?

Only an American white guy would go through life as dumb as you and still feel entitled to shit out an opinion no one cares about. Here’s how it is cracker, you don’t get to have an opinion on race or race relations and sure as shit don’t get to talk about Martin Luther King just because some white lady told you his…