I don’t either, but I also live on Planet Philly which is clearly not even in the same universe as the rest of the country.

Come to Philly, we’re a BLM Bernie city with a strong enough professional political infrastructure that anyone like you’re describing would never be heard (we keep them locked away on college campuses where they belong).

I have no idea what political planet Philly is on but my god I’m glad it’s different than the rest of the country.

Thanks to The Root’s devotion to throwing shade at Bernie, I’ve genuinely come to believe Philadelphia is a different political planet than everywhere else in the country. All you other places may have your little cultural differences that manifest politically but HOLY SHIT they are nothing compared to Philly vs. the…

So, let’s think about what you’re suggesting for a moment.

International location to hype up the opener, and hoops is very big in China. Preseason games are also common overseas.

That actually happened to me, a female bar owner who years later I worked for straight up grabbed my junk and kinda honked it one night when I was hanging out, and honestly it was totally fine because we’re friends, there was no second time, and again, we’re friends, we always joke that I owe her a boob honk (which,…

We can. It was a very funny bit that skewered Hollywood’s hypocrisy about artlessly showcasing women’s nude bodies in the name of ticket sales while outwardly pretending to be a progressive bastion of gender equality (which, lol, obviously). Or did you want to play the “man bad because joke wasn’t funny to me” game?…

Only hating on hastily over-applied foundation. Foundation, both the makeup (when used correctly) and the novel, are totally fine by me.

Oh, Trump is your fault, that explains the flailing overcompensation. Don’t bother with your bitch-ass screen grab, just go kill yourself, fucking scumbag party hack. You built those tiny hands, that “man” is your life’s work. Fuck outta here.

Anytime anyone does anything it should be reduced basic decency, and when they don’t bring it up you should bring it up sarcastically to belittle them.

Clinton lost PA because unregistered progressives who weren’t allowed to vote in the primary voted for Jill Stein in the general or stayed home. The state is literally being blown apart by fracking, we release more methane than any other state and our air and water gets more poisoned by the day and we’re only 24…

I worked on his campaign here in Philly. Of the paid staffers sent by HQ only one was white. The majority of volunteers were POC under 40. He is not “just understanding this shit” he has been all about this shit his entire political life, most of the volunteers had been following his career long before the campaign.…

This is not a remotely legitimate criticism, it is based on a willfully ignorant misrepresentation of what he said. The initial post lied, this post ran with that lie, and your comment exists within the confines of that lie. No one can give you an honest answer because you’re asking them to address something that was…

I worked extensively for Philly4Bernie campaign and the overwhelming majority of volunteers were POC under 40 and only one of the paid staffers sent by campaign HQ was white. The rush to write off a political movement that occurred by black people in black cities is disgusting. Yes it’s different from the South up…

Jesus Christ, everything is economics, nothing you can say do think or feel will change that and you tacitly endorse economic illiteracy when you falsely define racial issues as separate from economic issues. You’re speaking to all the same issues Bernie addresses, just with different words. No one is telling you to…

!!!!! I’ve never seen anyone discuss this publicly. I used to work for a wire service and Rand fucking knows how to “unintentionally” pose for the camera like no one in Washington, just photos of that libertarian weirdo talking looked like a movie poster for a political thriller. But omg closeups, the makeup is…

He’s “butt” if your definition of butt can be used as “whoa, s/he’s quietly rocking a great butt under those jeans.”

Okay, “they” don’t worship the random colors used as an organizing tool and recreational rallying cry, they derive excitement from unthinkable physical feats and complex system implementation that instinctively seem impossible on a normal level.

You are my favorite kind of non-sports fan. A reasonable adult who makes certain cultural compromises because you recognize how much fun it is when others’ make those compromises about your own already-established interests.