His tactics don’t work.

You get Philadelphia off that list of airport’s with town squares, this is the biggest actual city you can live in without consigning yourself to the three megalopolises (no Houston and Phoenix, you’re just extremely large suburbs racistly stacking all urban culture and infrastructure on underfunded minority…

Wrapping paper sales

So Kelly Donovan was the horse to bet on that family. Who saw that coming?

Tone of the post: Problematic timing, probably not for me, issues to unpack, we shall see.

Different ballpark because NFL is private, but you’re not wrong. Kap is indeed suing the NFL and most legal experts I’ve read are saying it will be open and shut as soon as the discovery process starts because NFL owners are inheritance-baby asshats who don’t know not to send emails panning their racist black-balling…

No, we’re already bad enough at being a first world country, can we save the death penalty rah-rahing for the Trump assholes please?

He wins tenfold if he’s martyred. No executions in first world countries please.

His recent appearance at the Values Voter Summit, an annual conference for conservative activists across the United States well-dressed hate groups, showed us the true meaning of white Christianity and why so many evangelicals consider him God’s messenger.

“make consensual sex with a full grown woman”

This is the first post on any Kinja/Gawker-expat site I could access today, whatever these new autoplay ads are, they keep you from scrolling, hoard system resources and ruin the experience. I’m truly sorry to ad block here and hope these ads are addressed so I can turn it off (you’re all doing god’s work, I want you…

Ignoring the idea that general redistribution of wealth to the lower classes doesn’t in any way undo the damage that minorities have suffered at the hands of white America for the entirety of America’s existence and the fact that believing that to be true is a pretty good indicator of white privilege...

jk, sucks about the men’s squad, I’m still not emotionally over the prospect of being almost middle-aged the next time we’re competing for the World Cup

Yea, screw you USA Soccer, your coach resigns in shame while USA Hoops has the best living coach of any sport and WE’RE HOOPING AGAINST FASCISM MOTHER FUCKERS!

Because 1) they’re racist dirtbags and 2) in their dirtbag eyes Rusty is the embodiment of #goals.

Don’t lock it to a tree unless it’s a goddamn redwood, and, if you live in an east coast city without a garage, mentally prepare yourself for the inevitable insurance replacement as every motorcycle you ever own will get stolen. The flat-bed boys have no scruples about swiftly cutting down a sapling or stoop railing…

I believe the Trek novels (which are not considered canon) have tried to reconcile our history and the Eugenics Wars by saying Khan and his brethren ruled in secret, and all of the conflicts of the late 20th century were secretly manipulations within the greater Eugenics Wars, which only come to light among the…

Hooters by convention centers and 24-hour Walmarts in the middle of nowhere: The two most reliable moral compromises of my adult life.

There is another reason Hooters exists, not nearly as important but oft-overlooked in the face of the aforementioned bewbs. There are many times I’ve been on a work trip and the only reasonable hangout option walking distance from my hotel in the flyover-shithole-of-the-month is Hooters. It is the best embassy? God…

“Woody Allen is an incredible director. So is Roman Polanski. I had an extraordinary working experience with both of those men, and that’s the truth.”