So long ya jerks. Hail Satan

I've never seen Scarface, Goodfellas, Usual Suspects, Casino or Jurassic Park 3.

I'm Jared Kushner

I'm Jared Kushner

Paul McCartney Died in a car accident in 1966.

Prince is dead.

Lisa is the worst Simpson. Maggie is the best.

PWR BTTM

Beyonce and Taylor Swift are the same person

I saw Snow Dogs in the theater, when I was 23.

I've revealed too much already..

Herman's Head > Parks & Rec

Star Trek IV is the best Star Trek.

I had the titular line in star wars

when I was 12 I jerked off while watching Clarissa Explains it All.

the Buffy movie was way better than the show.

So many reasonable discussions, so little time.

all of them

If ten of you send me $200 by the end of the week I will reveal all of my financial secrets

I make $2000 per week working from home.