I'm sure Travolta would enjoy that.

So yeah Neville is just sexy. Like damn. If my kids even look half as awkward as I did growing up I'm going to just show them his transformation. If that can't give you hope that it can get way better I don't know what will.

It looks like a velcro dot...

So Toni Braxton believes that God punished her son because she got an abortion. That's some next level shit there.

"spilt red wine on my carpet" red

Your paragraph of Matthew McConaughey's home life deserves a comedy award.

I don't know, but I'd suggest Urban Decay Revolution in F-Bomb or MAC in Ruby Woo.

MAC "Ruby Woo" would get you there.

Flawless.

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

that is not giant. this is giant

I think it's an accomplishment to stay in school as a teen parent and graduate.

That's why her hair is so big—its full of self-awareness

Not all French women.

You have heard of that Napoleon guy, right?

"gold Chanel sequined pencil skirts paired with bulky Adidas sweatshirts"

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Yer a wizard, Solomon.

Accessories are important.