The nepotism laws have already been ignored and the Congress has already made it abundantly clear they have no intention of enforcing them.

Oh, don’t worry - ScarJo can still play John Henry’s wife:

He does really lousy music.  Like, he doesn’t seem like a bad guy, but it’s just really, really formulaic.

On the plus side, John Henry is not being portrayed by Scarlett Johansson!

I’m going to say it, Gina was my least liked part of the show. Her plotlines went nowhere and they always focused on the worst part of her which was her laying about doing fuck all at the office.

Prenups have nothing to do with a lack of love. They’re useful in many ways, primarily if you own your own business/have partners. I know plenty of people who loved their partner who drew up prenups. 

Her posse was initially confused by the order - why would you go throwing perfectly good prostitutes?  That’s just wasteful.

I’d look into the rules behind that picture.  I’m pretty sure YouTube could teach me to do some pretty quick and easy things to make people think an Elf with buckteeth and an eyepatch won this.  Afterwards, if it was a big enough lottery, I’d be changing my name to something less unique.

This is what happens when affluent white women co-opt an authentic, grassroots movement. Time’s Up is just MeToo with an $80 yoga mat. Remember: Over half of white women got us in this mess. They’re not going to be the ones to change anything.

She must have an album coming out....

Asia should have got a tattoo that said “don’t sleep with under age boys” to remind her not to sleep with underage boys.

They’re both very, very, pretty.

Nope. You’re exactly right. Strangulation or the obstruction of someone’s breathing in any way is the fucking biggest predictor that someone will be violent again and will kill.

Strangulations like this never happen in a vacuum. It’s not like you can get rid of your deepest urges by carrying them out, and then thinking it’s all out of your system. This guy probably already has a string of offenses, and/or has strangled his wife multiple times, and WILL strangle again in future.

Eh, might be able to vote him out Brock Turner judge style. Get all these fucking rape apologist judges in a room and set them all on fire!!!

the growth of her bum from Hilton Flunky to Culture Vulture is not normal. If it wasn’t surgically altered in any way, ill be 100% shocked and would willingly throw myself into a volcano.

No love for the Ol’ Dirty Bastard quote? Wu Tang is here forever!!! Mother******s!

They so often neglect to turn them on.

“I couldn’t notify the dispatcher ‘cause I was fearing for my life, which coincidentally is also the reason for what happened next...”

This one was legit though, you saying the Sac PD has some ‘splaining to do over this? Because if so you’re a crazy mother fucker lol.