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Obligatory "holy shitsnacks that lead-in photo looks amazing" comment is obligatory, because nom nom, give me that fishy goodness!

Um. What? Not only racist, but classist, the other fun idea he's trying to put forward is, wah wah, stop picking on rich 'publicans being courted by lobbyists with $1000 dinners because wah wah, Democrats eat, uh, expensive dinners on their personal vacations. Look, proletariat eating slop on your food stamps,…

Not only racist, but the other fun idea he's really trying to put forward is, wah wah, stop picking on rich 'publicans being courted by lobbyist with $1000 dinners because wah wah, Democrats eat, uh, expensive dinners on their, uh, personal vacations. Look, proletariat eating slop on your food stamps, we're not the…

Doc Mrs, thank you for bring some much needed perspective to this madness. Important point- It's worth at least $100 if the meal is accompanied by a glimpse of the smug hauxtness, so really it only cost $900. I'm guessing that Chocha, uh, I mean Concha, would view that as still TOO FANCY FOR A COLORED!

Trout, wanted to say first that I love, love, love your posts, thank you! I'm fascinated that commenters get 50 kinds of butt hurt defending the honor of scrambled eggs guy and vegan restaurant lady, but no one freaks out about laughing at white tiger, who is clearly deeply mentally ill. I'm not being all righteous-…

"incurious dicksmack"? My God. That is glorious.

It's too bad he hung up before you could let him know that the power was off because the awesome force of his stupidity caused a transformer to blow. Now it's just going to keep happening over and over again.

Yes, they have been linked to them a while now. Which is why I didn't say "recently." ;)

Yeah, I know hormone shifts have been linked to migraines, too. Good times.