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You should get an honorary Darwin award for that. Jesus Christ.

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

I’d be even less surprised to learn they employ people specifically to win their own contests and limit the actual amount they pay out to increase profits.

What was Jesus’ QBR, and what was his record vs the Packers?

Nothing makes you appreciate Jay Cutler as a quarterback more than watching Jimmy Clausen attempt to be a quarterback.

Yeah...but their punting is great. The Bears’ punter was consistently hitting 45+ yard punts, except on a short field where he had to pooch it to get it in/near the 20. Just like he should have.

The Seahawks covered the 14.5 point spread by 11.5 points while the under of 43 still covered by 17. It boggles the mind.

Well on the positive side Cutler wasn’t able to throw a pick 6 in this game.

You should issue an apology for that shit comment.

Yeah, this is obviously written by someone who has no dependents to take care of and has some kind of fall back (parents, etc.) that will prevent him from being homeless if he does lose/quit his job. I could easily change it to:

This was one of the whitest, most privileged articles I’ve ever read on Jezebel.

Scholarships aren't payment for what the athletes do; often they're guided by counselors to pick the easiest path so they don't fail out, not to get a bachelor's degree.

"If that's what the book says, take the book and burn it," Nance said.

We were some where around Barstow, when the drugs began to take hold.

Any links to the fight?

If you wanna cop a look at Kevin Smith's penis, he will oblige.

clearly laid out, like right on the back of the Riddell helmets they've been using since pop warner?

You remember that game? Marion Fucking Barber had the two dumbest fucking plays I'd ever seen in the span of about 3 minutes. First, he runs out of bounds with about a minute left trying to eek out a 100 yard game for himself, when if he just falls down, the game is over. Then, the fucking Bears win the OT coin…