"This person's existence slightly bothers me. Therefore, he should die."

Yahtzee!

Well what does then? Because Monster Truck seems to be nothing but its elevator pitch.

The sensibly paced and the mildly irate.

Well if Michael Bay can make a series about robots that turn into robots successful, why can't Paramount make a movie franchise about aliens that…uh… live in trucks.

You know, thats a lot more likely.

Haha so true

Boy, its a great feeling knowing this guy is writing the final movie in the new Star Wars trilogy.

And to think, if this guy wasn't for some reason slated to write the possible final film in a multi million dollar franchise, none of us would have known about this.

*Credits Roll*

This is just one of many pieces of evidence that we are living in a simulated reality thats quickly breaking down.

Not if I Criminal Minds S4 E17 you first!

I can't believe their tour bus just fell on and crushed all nine members of "Patient Rhombus".

We all do, buddy. We all do

I dont really understand why being forced into a desperate, stupid decision because you have no other options would be considered a victory for them.

Hmmm… that idea could easily become a billion dollar multimedia franchise. I bet we could milk that for 17 movies, 8 tv series, 5 video games, 3 musicals, and 2 theme parks before people get sick of it.

Most of these people cared more about the other side losing than them winning. These are bitter, angry people who are find if nothing good happens to them as long as people they dont like get fucked in the process.

(Makes a twitter account called rouge_Spartacus)

Well they were able to get that travel ba-… oh wait.

Apparently, the plan failed when Trump and his recently hired team of meddling kids found that you couldn't physically unmask a digital account.