I tried watching the first episode.
I turned it off after the cold open.

That sounds weirdly therapeutic.

Aw, I actually like this one

So these are the secret scientology sermon's they don't want us to see

Wasn't he born into it? There's a difference between being forced to be in a crazy pseudo-religon due to your upbringing, and actively deciding to join a crazy pseudo religion.

I have to respectfully disagree, I thought it was a fantastic movie. Probably the tensest I've ever been watching a movie, the slow buildup and the way the film slowly added to the growing sense of paranoia and wrongness was awesome.

God, imagine the shitty memes.

Only sophomore year.

Wow, guess my next week is booked.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jimmy Fallon is like that kid in high school that's so desperate for attention that he'll hang out with the local skinheads if it means that he wont eat lunch alone.

Why the hell do these people(Matt Sazama and Buck Sharpless) keep getting projects? They have a terrible track record. They wrote Dracula Untold, Gods of Egypt and The Last witch hunter, all of which are depressingly mediocre. Dracula was only a minor hit, and "Egypt" and "Witch Hunter" were both massive flops.
And…

Dont forget the clickventures.

… I dont think you know what click hole is.

All of the interviews are weirdly antagonistic

Maybe Im alone on this, but does anyone else think the "Disappointments Room" is actually a really cool name? It bums me out that such a interesting title is wasted on such a mediocre movie

Why do you assume that Tyrell's dead? It's been heavily hinted at that he is still alive.

… Are you okay over there, buddy?

This is actually really cool, it's got this grimy purposely low budget quality that reminds me of Tim and Eric. Definitely not for everyone though.

It sounds like something principal skinner would say to get the kid's excited about american history.