Okay

Hope he doesn't get eaten by the worms

What makes it even better is that Trachtenberg(The director of Cloverfield Lane) is writing the same episode he's directing, I'm excited to see what he comes up with.

Dan Trachtenburg is directing the same episode he's writing, while Rashida Jones(!) and her writing partner, Michael Schur, will be writing the Joe Wright directed one. All the other episodes are being written by Brooker.

I've heard they're going to be beefing up a lot of the smaller roles. Technology Boy, for example is going to have a much larger part to reflect just how ubiquitous the things he represents have become. That to me seems like an indication they're not making a word for word adaptation.

(Netflix quickly change the title again)

(Insert Genitalia Joke here)

It's a quiz show where the host ask people questions about their genitals, right?

Uh… I'm not sure about that, but what I am sure about is that we just got you a new show that you're going to like just as much as Hannibal.
(Wheels in a wagon that has a dvd on top of it)
Meet American Gods!

Not yet, but it's definitely been renewed.

Didn't I tell you, recognitions? Hannibal went to live with Community on a big farm far away, they're having a great time.

Hah! I get it, that one thing sounded like another thing.

I'm pretty sure the only original show they've ever canceled was Hemlock Grove, and that show was still on for three seasons.

I bet he'd pose nude.

This is undeniable proof that the world is ending. Stock up on canned food and ammunition while you can.

Any trailer that has White Stripes in it instantly becomes a movie I want to see.

Well, that trailer had more jokes in it than the entirety of BVS, so that's a good sign.

WHY CANT SHE JUST BE PLAYED BY A MANNEQUIN IN A BROWN WIG???

oh, I thought you meant there was a cartoon based on the band, but this also sounds awesome.

Wait, there was a Belle and Sebastian cartoon?