How does she reconcile her politics and religion with being the most prominently known fictional witch in American media?
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I think she was in one of those ridiculous “God’s Not Dead” movies also.
Please go away, Melissa Joan Hart. Nobody likes you.
This would work up until the point where Sam climbs a ladder into the bedroom window and Clarissa’s husband shoots him in the face.
“Clarissa Explains How Christians Are Apparently Persecuted in America”
Your instincts appeared to have been spot on. Check out her Wikipedia page - she’s a goddamn Libertarian! Also her three boys are named Mason, Tucker and Braydon. Yikes.
Oh praise be, I’m not the only one! Ever since that role, her unflappable sweetness has always struck me as a mask in a way I just have not been able to move past. Like, she kinda gives me Rose Armitage vibes. I cannot trust her, and she is absolutely my celebrity bitch over there eating crackers.
and you know what’s weird? Ferguson would become an extreme Bernie Bro leftist while Clarissa is a Republican now (just like MJH, ugh)
yeah 19 is still a teenager?? and still the daughter of his partner??? also, woody molested a fucking 7 year old, so i’m not sure why you’re bothering to fly to his defense.
Idea: Clarissa hasn’t married Sam, but the show starts as Sam comes back from “finding himself” abroad, sparking memories of a youthful near-romance between the two. Clarissa wouldn’t trade her husband, Richard Dalloway, for anyone, but this series explores the nostalgia of a more innocent, pre-9/11 era and the…
There better be multiple Ferguson cameos or I’m gonna be like “NAH-NAH-N-N-NAAHH”
There better be a Ferguson cameo or two or I’m out.
I started irrationally disliking her years ago because of her character on Felicity, but stuff like this is why I continue irrationally disliking her so many years later.
I was walking down the street on the Upper East Side during the late fall, and saw a frail old man accompanied by what I assumed was his health aid. As we got closer, I realized that it was Woody Allen and Soon-Yi. It was one of those narrow sidewalk situations where you sort of have to take each other into account…
Your point is what, exactly? That you are so pedantically up your own ass? It doesn’t matter if he himself legally adopted her- he was a father figure in her life. As someone who grew up in a complicated parental environment (parents going through a divorce and the woman my father eventually married was the one who…
lol no. I was making a joke. You’re not the best debater.
No, because your comment is a textbook example of how to teach an eighth grader about the False Equivalence Fallacy.
How the hell is that abuse-apologist troll in the black?