Pete had some great one-liners. I miss Pete.

Honestly, this sounds like Denton punishing Jez for even daring to make the Slot and have political opinions. Massive reboot to essentially tell Jez to quiet down and focus on celebrities, gossip, and makeovers? Yeah, sounds really fucked up...

Millihelen was seriously my favorite.

Sun, Moon, AND Stars.

JASON MOMA OR YOU’RE JUST A DAMN LIAR.

Gotcha. So if one wants to have a child and isn’t part of the upper class in the US, one should just move to any of the other 100 countries that actually allow paid leave.

Shut the fuck up. This is not an isolated situation in the US. Workers have no protections, fewer rights, and minuscule wages — though the 1% has seen obscene increases in wealth since 2008 (and since the 1970s overall). What about the father not having health benefits at his work? What about a longer maternity leave?…

Poor people can still have children! We just can’t feed ALL of them.

Not really.

Babies of middle class parents deserve to die because they should realize that without parental leave only the very affluent can afford a kid! Excellent thinking!

Fuck you. For real. Take your ignorant bullshit elsewhere.

Of course an asshole like you has to show up and be dickish about parents losing their child.

You mean like planning to move to a country with paid mat leave? But no- you’re right- no middle class people should be procreating. We should definitely leave that to fundamentalists who don’t allow women to work in the first place.

lolololol congrats on being the dumbest person in the comments, ya fucking bridge dweller.

i knew it would only take minutes for one of you assholes to emerge.

You’re right, only rich people should get to have kids in New York City. It’s just common sense.

Dude, this is an article about a dead baby. Seriously? You wanna be that guy?

So, having children should only be a luxury afforded to the affluent?

I too enjoy pricing human beings out of bodily functions.