As a fan of the classics I much prefer the original douchebag manual:

The usual translation for that piece’s name is “Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.”

Thank you for writing this and for sharing this person’s story. I hope this gets mainpaged on every website across the interwebs. My daughter has a serious allergy to tree nuts (as in her throat will swell shut and she could die) and a good fifty percent of the time, when asking the server about the ingredients of a…

I’m allergic to tomatoes, potatoes and all other nightshades, people NEVER believe me.

I’ll admit that woman made a pretty stupid statement, and the state of the American educational system is fucked, but goddamn, I’m tickled pink to read a comment from a German who, without a trace of irony or self-awareness, states that he wants someone arrested for saying what she thinks. Great shit, man. Thanks for…

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.

Considering the cops arrested Kevin Moore, who filmed the Freddie Gray arrest yesterday, it seems clear they want to make sure there are no witnesses to any of their actions. Their arrest of Kevin Moore was pure intimidation, plain and simple. Cops are pissed right now that 6 of their own are being charged.

Fuck the police.

My abuser was POSITIVE that I was cheating on him with the absolute certainty that one gets when fueled with alcohol and assorted drugs and fed inflammatory information by the morons that you are out to all hours of the night with. He came from a long line of abusers who followed the exact same pattern and how I wish…

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

There is absolutely NO WAY I’d marry a police officer. You know how you aren’t supposed to say “never”? Well I’m saying never. If they decide to whoop your behind, you are going to have a very hard time getting help. I wouldn’t want to live like that. And real talk I pray that my future kids won’t even THINK about…

When I was a child, I was raised by a relative who was a police officer. She was abusive and once I threatened to call the police, and she laughed in my face and said, “They’re already here.” She married 3 cops in the time I lived with her, and not a one of them had any trouble joining in on her fun. I will never…

Negative. Engaging in criminal conspiracy is guilt. Same for cops as everyone else. The one on the right is ALL motherfucking cops, and will be until it’s NO motherfucking cops.

If the guy can’t control his temper or subdue a drunk woman without smashing her face in he has no business in that job.

Oh hell, I live in Wyoming. I know several brides that would rock the shit out of the country style ones. I have a co-worker who is from Boston and getting married this summer, she is soooooo enamored with all things western yawnnnnnnnnn. NO!

Here is another link to consider: Nonviolence as Compliance

Apologies if this was covered elsewhere, but have you seen the Facebook post by a teacher saying she was on the scene at Mondawmin mall? I’ve been hella busy at work all day today, so GM may have mentioned this elsewhere.

I don’t think they hurt him or messed him up, that’s what I truly think, but I do think they should have called a medic.

If you’re looking for a way to help in Baltimore: Penn-North is a community health group in Baltimore. With the riots, they’ve sustained damage. But they’ll likely be needed more than ever after the demonstrations calm down. Please consider donating to this non-profit group, so they can rebuild and serve the…

“We are not the bad guys, we are out here protecting the community”