I found these ads to be so obnoxious, I vowed never to own a Mac. That, and the fact that a lot of Apple fans are insufferable assholes who seem to think their OS preference is some kind of MENSA membership.

Oh dear god, that's awful. And also hilarious.

Is this Outlander?! Because I was told that I needed to watch it, and now I am starting to think I was being trolled.

That was far less elegant than what I pictured.

Fuck off. I also happen to be LGBT, and you don't speak for "our" community any more than I do. Get bent.

And I'm sure someone would love to get it now, and not consider it destroyed at all. I think it's rather pretty with the paint on it, and definitely unique. Please don't think I'm trying to knock your choice to donate your own wedding dress. I think it's nice that you did. I just don't think this woman deserves shade…

It may be in great shape, but that isn't the point. A wedding dress is personal. The fact that this particular dress was involved with ill-fated nuptials that didn't happen adds another layer of complexity. A lot of brides are very superstitious.

Wasn't used? A wedding dress is tried on multiple times. It is fitted to the person who buys it. I don't know if anything can get more used than that, regardless of whether or not it made it down the aisle. Even poor brides, believe it or not, mostly prefer to select their own dress, even if it is within their small…

I'm really hoping that person is just a very subtle troll. Because the thought that someone could come off as that big a douche and not be aware of it makes me weep.

Wow. Humble-bragging AND Mommy-jacking in the same comment. You are truly talented.

I think you are vastly overestimating the market for donated wedding dresses.

They didn't "lose" their kid. She did not die of cancer or get snatched up by a child molester. They drove her to suicide.

I hope her last words haunt her shitdick parents for the rest of their pathetic lives.

Marry me.

Even her Australian dialect sounds fake.

True that.

I thought Republican males were supposed to keep their females in check. He has failed in his duty as the head of a Christian household, obviously.

Republican family values on full display here.

Oh my, what a pretty dog! :)

After I had my daughter, my mom made me drink a beer every day, whether I wanted to or not, because it supposedly helps with milk production. Her mother and grandmother did the same. She'll be pretty disappointed when I tell her she made me drink alcohol for no reason- but then again, I suspected it always had more to…