Oh my god. Oh my god. Do not follow the "posts" link and read the comments. Not because you will be angered or disgusted, but because you will want to quit this planet forever.

They're terrible in Idaho, too. They own everything and everyone.

You may not be fat anymore, but you will always be a horrid person.

Fuck YES to all of this! You, madam, are made of awesome.

I'm no sophisticate, but even I know that you don't want buttery anything anywhere near a Hermes scarf.

I was just wondering the same thing. It looks like a cheap French Maid costume.

That's frightening!

I have a 10 year old daughter, and she has never given a single fuck about Barbie. It was all about Bratz for a while, and now it's Littlest Pet Shop or some similar brightly-colored hunks of plastic with large eyes.

I've actually seen Mormon girls do this in college classes (they can't go to bars). They bring in baked goods for everyone in a not-so-subtle attempt to let all the eligible Mormon men in class know that they are the kind of girl who gets up at 4 AM to bake cookies and coif their hair, because it's their feminine duty,…

Aaaaaaaaand we're done.

Are you seriously attempting to suggest that our unemployment crisis is due to poor people choosing the wrong majors? Jobs that pay a decent wage just don't exist anymore, and that has exactly jack fucking shit to do with what type of undergrad degree a person has.

I remember when one of my friends bought these, and tried to talk me into buying a pair. I never understood how they were supposed to work. Can anyone enlighten me on the pseudo-science?

I went to college to learn- not because I thought it would make me rich. I figure that if I live in a country that is ass-backwards enough to make me take on huge amounts of debt in order to fund my education, it may as well be for something that I enjoy and am passionate about. I very well could end up doing…

Don't we need English teachers, artists and philosophers as well? I don't expect to make a lot of money in my lifetime, but I don't want to live in a society that doesn't have or value those things. Do you?

That's fucking awesome!

I'm a poor, and yes, I am working toward a degree in the so-called "liberal arts". I know many others like myself- hundreds, really. Shouldn't everyone pursue their passion and use their talents? Not all of us can be engineers or RN's.

Thanks. I needed this today.

Art and altered states of consciousness have always gone hand-in-hand. If you deny this, there is a 100% chance that you are no fun at parties.

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