In a word: availability. These are the jobs that are available.

Someone has a tiny peen, and is feeling very bad about it today.

I'm so proud of my daughter. She's ten years old, and this week, she wants to be a chemist. I worried about her for a long time, because she loves babies and playing dress-up and the color pink, but she defies stereotypes every day, in spite of her ignorant and often old-fashioned mother.

Yes. Yes, I do.

First of all, let me just say that you sound like an empathetic and intelligent human being, and that is going to help you in any human interaction.

I have observed the same phenomenon, and it is strange.

You should smile at them. Like THIS.

She's pretty in a small-town kinda way, I guess. She looks like the girl you might have a chance with if you could just work up the nerve to talk to her. Personally, she does nothing for me- but I can see why other people might like her.

Thank you for saying that. She is not my sweetheart, and I resent that they are trying to force her on me.

You are a sad, sad woman.

What I have for you is pity. I think it is sad when someone's experiences cause them to become jaded and bitter rather than enlightened and compassionate. I don't know what could have happened to you to cause you to have so much hate for so many different kinds of people, but I weep for you and others like you. I hope…

No, sweetie, that's what people call you when you should know better.

Well, there you have it- gay, straight, or bi- a bigoted asshole is still a bigoted asshole. Thank you for reminding us all of that.

My son used to employ that tactic when he was about four years old and didn't want to go wherever we were going. You'd be surprised how effective it is.

Then that is even sadder.

If you hate your life and your job, that will not change just because you quit smoking marijuana. Quit the herb, by all means- but those problems will need to be addressed separately.

I don't hate men. I hate worthless sacks of shit that walk around in man-suits. Like you, for instance.

What other kind of neanderthal uses expressions like "dyke"? Yeah. Breeder- as in, there is only one possible thing you could ever be useful for. And even then, that's a stretch. People like you probably shouldn't breed, either. So, in other words, worthless. Waste. Of. Skin.

Get back in the garage and fix my car, breeder.

This is a feminist site, son. Are you lost? Does someone have a gun to your head?