You are mistaken about that.

Thank you for sharing your stories! I, too, have had experiences that cannot be explained. The defining moment for me was seeing my dead grandfather working happily in his garden just weeks after he had passed. I told my parents, they freaked, sent me to a psychotherapist, and attempted to "get the devils out" by…

I've expressed some version of that sentiment to my children as well- it's not that I regret that they are here, it's that I regret that they are stuck with me for a mother. They are 9 and 7, and smart enough to understand that Mom is a bit crazy (okay, certifiably crazy, with a record of hospitalizations to prove it)…

Ummm.... I have 2 beautiful, amazing children that I love dearly, and there are days when I regret the hell out of motherhood.

So much awesome in such a tiny body!

Zhang Ziyi- sorry, girl. People are jerks.

I couldn't help but be reminded of the Native American "Potlatch" ceremony, whereby you demonstrate your affluence and generosity to your community by both giving away and setting fire to a bunch of valuable shit. The "art" would have been more "artsy" if he had given Birkin bags and other expensive accessories away…

Yeah, even I won't go that far.

I spend way too much of my time planning non-existent weddings on Pinterest, and I realize that it's silly, but I like doing it and happen to be kick-ass at it. One day, I hope to parlay that into a career as a wedding planner, but until then, I will be deservedly mocked.

I am not trying to argue that it's okay for anyone to grope anyone- that shit is unacceptable no matter what your sexual orientation happens to be. And I do agree that it is tacky and insensitive to have your bachelorette party at a gay establishment- I've had my fair share of run-ins with these groups, and they are…

Okay. I understand that it's totally wrong and unfair that gay people can't get married (though we can in some states), and that bachelorette parties are generally obnoxious and annoying and no one really wants them around- but come on, people. Seriously. This just smacks of sour grapes. If we want straight people to…

I agree that this behavior is totally unacceptable, but I would like to point out that some of the rudest, grabbiest, handsy-est men I have ever come across were gay men in gay bars. I used to love going to my local gay bar, but I avoid it now because a lot of gay men in these bars seem to think that it is alright for…

This soooooo made my day.

Advanced Feminism: "You're a Misogynist, Too!"

Oh, yeah. Where would we be without Snuggies, Happy Meals, and Segways?

The Duggars are losing?

The Fae can be dangerous- depending on the individual Fae, whether they are members of the Seelie (good) or Unseelie (evil) Court, and how humans interact with them. Mostly, they are known for being mischievous and a bit light-fingered, but have been known to be helpful in certain situations, and repay kindness with…

It's true, but I love that man. Love him. I can forgive him any sins because Ed Wood was brilliant.

Kinda like how "Cola Wars" was the thing that Billy Joel couldn't take anymore.

I know what you mean. I feel the same way about any woman that gets breast implants, be they flat-chested or not. I realize it is their choice and I respect their right to make it, but damn it, ladies- you are setting all of us back when you conform to these ridiculous standards. (imo)