Ugh, Marilyn Worship. So. Played. Out.

I had a very similar dream years ago, only it was about Britney Spears. I was telling her that she needed to lose most of the people in her entourage because they weren't really her friends, and that K-Fed was a complete waste of skin. The dream has puzzled me ever since, because I am not a Britney Spears fan and have…

Valenti's face at 2:53 is priceless.

Hearted. I hate that guy so much. The Urban Dictionary should have a picture of him next to its "douchebag" definition.

"Their Eyes Were Watching God" is such an incredible read. I highly reccomend it to anyone who has not read it yet.

Margaret, the tattoos are beautiful and so are you. Your true fans still love you- now more than ever.

Ugh. I am so sick of hearing about this girl's "right" to have a sleazy picture in her high school yearbook. Yes, she has a right to take as many pictures of herself in as few clothes as she likes, but the school should not be forced to include them in the yearbook if they think them inappropriate. If she's so…

I read the books after watching the Swedish film, and I would reccomend reading them even though you have seen the movie. There is a lot of local flavor in the books that I think really deepens your understanding of the characters.

I think it would have gone much better for him if he had let her off with a warning instead. But tracking her down using the system? Creepy and stalker-ish.

Well, Snoop, I wish you the best of luck with that. I truly do.

Well done. *slow clap*

Oh, dear Goddess. What the hell was that?

That is the weirdest, most disturbing thing that I have ever encountered- and I collect that stuff like other people collect stamps.

Bingo.

Sadly, this sort of thing is quite common in many industries. I have a friend who spent months of her life hopping trains and eating out of dumpsters with other homeless teens (she's a very interesting and fearless person), and she told me that places like Little Ceasar's Pizza will often throw dozens of unsold $5…

Agreed! I think this is just awesome, and long overdue!

I know this is off-topic, but has she gotten a bunch of botox in the last few weeks? Her face looks different.

The part where it said that her son was waiting "excitedly" for her to come home and open Christmas presents...*sniff*

I have a male friend whom I love dearly, but he has tried to argue this point several times. As of yet, I haven't been able to convince him that adults wanting to fuck teenagers is just gross and pathetic, and has far more to do with the adults' various insecurities than anything biological. Admit it, dude- you just…

Thank you for your insight. I am actually considering a career in phone sex right now, because I'm being laid off and I don't want to go back to fast food. I've had some acting experience and vocal training- would that sort of thing be useful in this profession?