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You wanna know how I know you’ve never driven one?

I got done reading this and just let out a sigh.

With a 6.5HP ICE range extender from Harbor Freight.

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I doubt a slow fade is an option for Tesla, with the amount of debt they have.

Meanwhile I’m over here waiting on the new microbus like

J10, Golden Eagle >> Rusty Waggy.

People aren’t buying Jeeps because of amazing off road prowess. 90% of them never crawl anything but a mall parking lot.

“Hey let’s make this awesome RWD platform and put an awesome engine in it and awesome suspension bits and then let’s make it ugly and impossible to see out of it and when it doesn’t sell we can just make it ugly in a slightly different way but it’ll still be impossible to see out of and nobody will want one” is an

The problem with the Camaro right now is easily seen in the following image.

Challenger is still cooler-looking and more practical (bigger, more comfortable) than Mustang or Camaro. It may lag behind both in build quality, but it’s one of my favorite currently-available-new-cars despite/because of how anachronistic it is.

No. Sedans are dumb. 

Mustang is crowned the best-selling sports car in the United States

I’m a huge Mazda fan, but this makes no sense. The fuel economy figures aren’t great (especially considering that new Highlander hybrid) and the price is absurd. You’re about $4k away from a fully loaded CX-9. CP.

Also, used cars are a much better purchase because cars now last for 200k mi and not 50k mi. That's 1/4 the number of new cars needed right there.

Were you envious of the people in the horse-drawn carriage?

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

Well, if you don’t want a Miata, I can’t really help you, but this might:

$30k and these walmart speakers? GTO more like GTFO with this crack pipe!