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The Guy in the Third Row
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If the advance numbers are anything to go by…expect more of a reception on the level of Speed Racer.
…that said, apparently it's currently looking to be their lowest-scoring directorial effort right now, so…yeah…

So who will come to Jupiter's aid?
The dog?
The bee?
Or the dog with the bee in his mouth so that when he barks he shoots Sean Bean at her?

In all fairness, it doesn't take a whole lot to out-charisma Sam Worthington.
Marlon Brando during his Dr. Moreau phase is more charismatic/memorable than Sam Worthington for God's sake…

…actually, kind of, yeah.

Objection - it can have a place, but it's really better suited as an accent than a main feature. Arguably at its best when either a paperwork error sets things in motion (Brazil) or in presenting characters with priorities that are utterly ass backwards thanks to paperwork and formality (besides Brazil, the

Having read his Resurrection script. Nah, this one's just as much on him as it is Jeunet and the cast. It's not an awful script, but it's also not really one that was bristling with potential.

I'll agree on the over scrutiny factor. At the same time, Joss's defensiveness towards it and insisting the only problem was that it wasn't delivered right has only seemed to egg on the taunting.

Had heard it for both, though there may be some crossed wires in the tellings (some versions saying the 'smart guard' scene was Whedon's only 'pure' moment in Titan, though again, they may have mixed it up with X-Men.)

Yeah, I mixed up the Vaders. Although considering the man who did come forward was David Prowse, who was Vader's body actor for the whole trilogy, it arguably makes it feel a bit more bullshit.