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This. Doubly so given who’s currently in power (and let’s not forget the role of late night hosts in polishing THAT turd up.)

“It’s time to pray!”

At about halfway through that episode, I was bracing for it to culminate in him just throwing up at the podium.
I’m still not sure whether I’m more relieved or disappointed that didn’t happen.

...wow. That...
I had known about the two (in this case, care of the podcast Swindled doing a general overview on his litany of wretchedness) but either they had left out or I forgot the third guy in there.

Again, the fact this guy is allowed back in says SO much for the modern evangelical movement, and none of it’s

Given how much they stump for him, the money may as well be going to his campaign anyway.

Let’s paint that picture a bit more vividly. Alongside the scamming, there was a whole bunch of sexual misconduct allegations, right up to reports of him raping someone and then paying them off.

The fact someone can be that much of a hypocritical scumbag and STILL not fall out of favor with the Evangelical set (for

He would want that.
He would want that SO fucking badly right now.

One of the most fascinating parts of listening to the podcast Knowledge Fight - their chronicling of the decline of Alex Jones over the past few months has painted a picture of a man equal parts disgusting and sad as fuck in how he’s trying to stay

It’s like when people act like Y2K was a whole lot of nothing.

Was it as bad as initially predicted? No. Funny thing that - THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY FROM THE START INSTEAD OF WAITING TILL IT MAKES YOU LOOK BAD.

I don’t care how wrong it sounds out loud - I genuinely heaved a sigh of relief

Credit where it’s due - in the pantheon of directors who’ve done extremely questionable things, he’s one of the few who’s genuinely seemed to show remorse for his actions.

Now that you mention it, the Toblerone laugh is really the perfect response to this article.

Woods is kind of a special case, since it’s the twin strains of asshole (political and apolitical) and creep on top of that.

That said, I do give points to Cronenberg for his eerily prophetic casting of him in Videodrome as an unapologetic sleaze who gets turned into a mouthpiece for cryptofascists and sends his life

...waitwaitwait...she’s real?

My girlfriend and I were joking back and forth for ages that she was made up (or a body pillow, or on one occasion, a potted plant, a la Homer’s replacement Marge.)

I guess there really IS someone for everyone.

Shapiro and his ilk, more than anything, are a good proof of the insular nature of modern American conservatism.
One of the best things to come out of last year was the video of his infamous interview on the BBC, where one of their noted conservatives started to grill him. Shapiro was clearly unprepared for the

Chinatown and Tess are two films that feel strange to look at in context since, in both cases, the rapist is depicted as evil and and the act itself as having long-term repercussions. It almost feels like there was some weird subconscious part of Polanski for a while there that was trying to come around to realizing

If TGMD is transposed over any Simpsons, I nominate using the formula of Chief Wiggum, P.I. from the Spinoffs Showcase episode.

If we’re gonna keep plundering this, might as well at least use the good parts of the meat.

Is that chain of ‘Look how our campaign offices were vandalized!’ tweets still around?
Cause that seemed...suspicious.
Plus, highlighting the alleged message of ‘Eat the rich’ on your office in Flint, MI is a VERY special brand of ‘Didn’t read the room.’

With the second only being released because the studios waited until it had finished shooting to decide to sack the director, making the eventual cheap as balls release their “Sorry we fucked you over” peace offering.

Billy Connolly’s performance as Fergus alone is enough to keep Brave from being at the bottom for me.
Definitely a flawed movie, but not their worst.

His cameo in Home Alone 2 MIGHT be the closest he’s ever gonna get (unless you want to count the archival footage of him at the end of BlackKklansman.)

That said, as I understand it, a big part of that (both his appearances in general and why they’re mostly in shit) is because he has a policy that if a movie is filmed

Oh, pretty safe bet regarding the bitching about Parasite being fed to him. The fact his counterpoint/ideal answer is Gone With the Wind gives the game away, since anyone with a base understanding of the man knows he wouldn’t be likely to make it an hour into that well-produced, but still uncomfortably rose tinted

See, you mention Sandler in this light and now just remembering how he was Tarantino’s first pick for Donnie ‘The Bear Jew’ Donowitz in Inglourious Basterds.
Which would have been interesting, if a very different take from what Eli Roth did with it.