To be fair, and I say this as someone who enjoys the overall brand, the MCU hasn’t exactly been great at properly coping with its big world-changing events.

As was pointed out in other comments - phase 1 ended with a straight up alien invasion. No longer was this something like the Destroyer in Thor that could be…

I look at Eccleston in The Dark World the same way I look at Carrie Coon in Infinity War - if you’re gonna bury them in make-up or CGI and write them to have little to no actual role, what the Hell is the point in getting some actually talented star power to be under all that?

As far as Mads goes, I still find it…

Which makes it even more unfortunate that Spider-Man’s part of Civil War feels really superfluous in the final standing of the movie.
Save for the airport fight, one could excise him from the movie and lose nothing in the process.

Especially frustrating since, given the themes of the movie, he could have given some…

I feel like Tim Allen’s rep as a cocaine rat might put him in bad standing for someone like McConnell. Bad for business and all that.

I still remember when he was bitching about people giving him verbal grief when he went out to eat.
Mitch, for the garbage you have pulled, you should be glad that ALL you have to deal with is the occasional person reminding you you’re doing a shit job.

It gets weirder. Look back on some of his earlier work (Hellraiser: Bloodline for an example)
He seems to be part of the same guild of people who exist outside of time as Paul Rudd.

I’m still genuinely surprised the article DIDN’T include that rebuttal. It’s the best part of this whole strange drama.

When the eldritch powers that birthed him into this world call him back home, I will be playing that part of the movie’s soundtrack to commemorate the day.

Vendor: “I’ll be careful.”
Mickey: “YOU’LL BE DEAD!”

For a deleted scene...eh, I think I’m okay and will go back to waiting for Midsommar.

Include a bonus of the main cast all watching the ‘De-Feminized’ cut and ragging on it (and it doesn’t have to be that good-natured mocking of MST3k, they can be as downright mean-spirited as they want to be) that MIGHT sway me.

Pete Townshend would be a...risky choice to go with in light of his scandals over the past decade or so.

I mean, it’d make sense, but that’d be a REALLY risky play to try and sell in a big movie.

I’m genuinely curious what this timeline’s version of Charles Manson does.
Like, does he just sort of spend his days in weird desert orgies with hippies, or does he find another album to build his fucked up race war fantasies around and the flow of events remains otherwise unchanged, give or take some details?

Hey, Mark Strong’s gotta eat.

Fucking. THIS!

and, as always bears repeating, in terms of sheer numbers of that (roughly) half that voted/were allowed to vote, HE STILL LOST THE POPULAR VOTE.

I have a strong feeling he has some pretty choice slurs in his vocabulary reserved for whoever utters that word in his presence.

“Oh, Mom! I don’t wanna watch this circus on ice!”
“Shut up and watch the deer get slaughtered!”

‘And he’s a GOP douche bag?’
This implies you managed to spend the last decade unaware of the weirdly hateful God’s Not Dead movies.
I envy you that.

I’ve said it before, and I will say it unto my grave -
My issues with SHS have nothing to do with her being a woman and everything to do with her being a Huckabee.
(I mean, yeah, ultimately it’s just her general awful behavior, but hey, one look at her father and brother and it’s not hard to see that runs in the family.…

‘that alien’
I have to say, I’ve seen some wild takes here, but lumping Under the Skin in with the ‘badass babe’ style of fetishy action movies is a first.