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At most, I’m probably going to approach this the way I plan to do CBS All-Access.
Wait till the thing I want to see is all available (have they said if they’re spacing out their releases or going the Netflix route of ‘Here’s the full season, gobble it down, swine!’?) and then sign up for a month (optimally pay by gift

Memory serves, wasn’t Williams Street doing something akin to this with their Adult Swim library for a time?
Not sure if they still are or not, but I seem to recall finding out about this around the time was looking into seeing if seasons 2 and 3 of Moral Orel had gotten any sort of physical release.

I should be shocked, but sadly I’m not.

Still holding out the hope they loosen their grip on Devilman Crybaby enough for us to get a BD release of it stateside. I mean, region-wise, importing the Japanese discs IS an option, but I can’t say I’d be thrilled to shell out triple digits on a ten episode series just cause

“You should have gone for the head” just took on a horrific new context.

To be fair, Black Widow already had an established record of ultimately getting done dirty by the directors before the Russos. IM2 started her off getting eye-fucked by the camera to Hell and back. Whedon sort of kept it together for the first Avengers before throwing her into a clumsy as fuck ship with Banner for AoU.

Looking at the way that scene was drawn, I got the sense it was less ‘hugging goodbye’ and more, however futile the action, ultimately trying to shield the younger Bernie from the ‘blast’ with his own body.

Either read is still a genuinely human and noble act, admittedly. Just tossing in the $0.02 is all.

I feel like the ending is a big knock against the movie, but not because of the lack of the squid.

For me it’s the one-two punch of Snyder, Hayter, and Tse clearly picking a side (Rorschach’s death reading less like a genuinely broken man committing the cosmic version of suicide by cop and more an angry man going down

In some cases, I’d agree, but in the case of Watchmen, there is something to be said for it.
Besides the fact it’s expressly riffing on comic book elements, the book itself is structured very particularly. The chapter Fearful Symmetry is probably the most overt example of this, but also things like how much the story

Correction - incompetent and slowly, but surely, going utterly mad.

...I’m trying NOT to see this turn into the formation of a Wildling version of Scooby-Doo.

Trying and failing.

Morally, it’s six of one, half dozen of the other.
One of the big recurring things from his reign was his inability to produce an heir and the extremes he went through to remedy this.
It also marks one of the first salvos in what becomes a recurring theme throughout the book - the inbreeding causing several cases of

On its own, yeah. It’s a fairly innocuous bit of the overall family legacy.

Then you get into shit like the reign of Maegor the Cruel.
That nickname wasn’t being cute.

I’m still floored at how much the show sapped out of Euron as a character. Goes from being this insane/creepy pirate with an affinity for the occult to becoming just this obnoxious horndog whose sole driving motivation now seems to be getting it wet.

Also accepting that inbreeding was cool, but ONLY for the Targaryens to preserve their pure dragon blood.

If it was every so often, that’d be one thing, but the show has been pretty regularly banking more into crowd-pleasers since the Battle of the Bastards.

And for a series that famously caught on for its willingness to subvert crowd expectations, a little fan service goes a long way.

The last act slow-mo especially.

A lot of my grievances I could roll with, but one biggie for me this time, and I think it’s because it was already a grievance I was still feeling from Endgame as well - that moment when your slowing and dragging out your finish for dramatic tension moves past ‘edge of the seat’ to ‘FOR

Gonna add a third option to the pile - the voice of the Antichrist on American Dad.

Though I must admit, I am having a disturbingly easy time picturing his death being met with a “LATER WOOOOOORLD - SMELL MY ASS!”

Fair point. Even then, they could have found other reasons to get rid of him sooner, a la their decision to feed Thoros to an undead bear.

But for some reason, they still keep him around and let him do things, despite the fact that he takes the prize for ‘I’m Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today’

“You took everything from me!”
“I don’t even know who you are.”

If the movie just ended there with Wanda exploding him a la Tetsuo, I’d have still been completely fine with that outcome.

Okay, so I’m the first person to say it, but fuck it -
Beric Godsdamned Dondarrion.

Dude has outlasted his literary counterpart by several years now for seemingly no real explanation beyond the showrunners choosing to use him as an exposition express.

Give the Red God back his due and punch that fucking ticket already.