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I can’t call it worst, but in light of the movie this article’s about, one of the stranger date movies have ever done - a midnight showing of Ken Russell’s The Devils.

We both knew what we were getting into.
Totally fucking worth it.

Fun fact to remember - Clerks was almost given an NC-17 for strong language.

...oh Goddammit. Now I just imagine this movie by way of Neil Breen’s “I Am Here...Now.”

Giving a shout-out to an ignored one here - Rip Torn’s ill-fated cremation in the movie Eulogy.

In his will he requested to be sent off in the style of a Viking funeral (the legality of which is openly questioned in the film)
This takes the form of loading his casket onto a canoe with a shitload of gasoline as two of

To this day, my favorite propaganda fuckup continues to go to the Navy’s backing of the 2014 Godzilla.

What they were hoping would be their latest recruiting move turned them into a cadre of fuck-ups who spend most of the movie making things worse as an increasingly beleaguered Ken Watanabe keeps shaking his head and

In the latter case, it feels a little like Marvel’s still trying to backpedal some of their earlier stalling on the topic since DC kind of made them eat shit when they made Wonder Woman into a hit.

In their defense, they’re still not Iron Man 2 or Thor: The Dark World.

THAT’S when you hit the bottom.

To be fair here, a lot of this reviews issues seem to be less with this being an explicitly bad movie and more just with the fact the MCU formula is getting somewhat rote after 20-something films.

Which is a bit of a disappointment, but it’s not like, as this reviewer points out, this is doing anything especially

I suppose now’s a bad time to point out people have dinged Netflix for the fact its selection of older films has gotten pretty scant of late, huh?

Honestly, THIS is the area where I feel the most leery about Netflix’s not releasing numbers.
I’ll admit it’s probably just skepticism on my part, but if you don’t release the metrics, it becomes THAT much easier to declare you have a hit on your hands than if you didn’t (see: all the reports that Bright was a hit,

Perhaps not notebook, but some of his unmade stuff is pretty well known (look up the one-two punch of Night Skies and his potentially disastrous unmade sequel to E.T.)

Fucking this.
It didn’t fully hit me until last year when I got to one of the 70mm showings of 2001: A Space Odyssey that was going around.
I’ve seen the movie at home plenty of times and liked it well enough. But seeing it in a theater, it was like an experience I’d been missing out on before - and partly because

That’s an area that gets into a weird debate, given the movies kind of just treat him as the sort of ‘shell’ that the Tall Man inhabits (particularly given 2 and 3 run with the idea that more of him can be made as they are each destroyed.)

...granted, Phantasm canon is a REALLY rocky road to drive over even in the best

I’m rather surprised Wikipedia could only compile 43 hits for that list. Even if we just go by characters that have specific pages, there’s a couple of notable omissions (The Tall Man from the Phantasm series for one example.)

The very fact you see THIS as the silencing action says we’re not gonna find common ground here.
The site isn’t saying they can’t leave reviews. It’s saying they can’t start dumping reviews for a movie they haven’t seen yet - which is a pretty fair thing to do.
Further as far as the assertion to number...that’s a matter

“Some of us started getting laid as soon as we felt like it” - That’s not what you said though. You said you’ve never known not getting laid.
At all. Which would imply you never had that ‘I feel like getting laid’ in the first place, since that would imply not knowing what getting laid feels like.

Unless, again, this is

Speaking from experience, that still doesn’t guarantee things - faith-based films, for example, will inevitably have higher user scores since most general people won’t seek them out, and the ones who do are usually the proverbial choir being preached to, so it’s right up their alley regardless of whether it’s a good

The prequels still take my vote for favorite tone shift -
Anakin: “Fuck the bureaucracy. Someone should just slam their fist on the table and get shit done!”
Padme: “That’s not democracy Anie, that’s fascism.”
Anakin: “Should we call Chancellor Valorum and see what he thinks?”
Padme: “...”

(The really sad part being, Lucas

“I have no idea what it’s like to not get laid” — like...at all?

So...you can accept a scientist transforming into a giant green berserker, a talking raccoon, a talking tree man, an advanced race of humanoid sci-fantasy aliens that became the basis of Norse mythology, a Nazi scientist living on in a supercomputer, a giant purple alien wiping out half of all life in the universe