Thank God, I’m not the only one.

Even now, I remember it more for its marketing (and the delightful fuckup that was their Twitter stunt) than I do for anyone actually liking the movie.

There’s days I’ve wondered about that.
In so far as I TOTALLY wouldn’t put it past him to get a secret bypass, or go full monster and get a heart transplant ‘offered’ by some unsuspecting donor overseas and make sure no one found out it ever happened so he could continue to claim he’s in perfect health.

Kind of related - the more I look at his eyes, the more I’m really struck by just how pale the skin around them is.

I mean, you kind of see it in some other pics where the spray tan fails, but the eyes are the most constant tell since he can’t really cover that up.
And over the past year or so, that skin has been…

Thing is, Trump is too short-sighted and impulsive to be an effective Baron.
In terms of his political function and aspirations, he’s more like if Rabban managed to live long enough to qualify for a senior discount.

Hell, for a while there, I’d have pegged Bannon for the Vladmir in the equation, with Trump as his Rabban…

Here’s the thing though - to you it sounds like batshit lunacy. There’s still a lot of people, however, who think it makes perfect sense.

Hell, Alex Jones spent years rambling about goblin vomit and chemtrails making frogs gay. The man has enough rope built up to make 10 Gordian knots easily. It’s been over five years…

Directly AND indirectly (remember, he personally offed his biological father in ‘defense’ of his adoptive father and then tried to wipe out said BF’s people for an encore.)

I’ll give the credit where it’s due - Tusk isn’t a particularly good movie by a lot of metrics, but it has the saving graces of some decently directed sequences and a good Michael Parks performance.

Yoga Hosers on the other hand...yeeeeeeesh.

Not really? Like, about the worst I think anyone’s been aware of is for a while there he was kind of weirdly TMI about having sex with his wife, but that’s almost more a punchline than milkshake duck grounds.

About the only other thing I could say is there’s moments that feel more ignorant/tone deaf than outright…

I always feel conflicted on the originality case where Yoga Hosers is concerned.

On the one hand, save for hitting up the Troma filmography, you’d be hard-pressed to find much that matches it (though on having finally watched the movie Strange Brew after putting it off for years, I can’t help but feel like Smith’s…

Don’t forget sending an Asgardian killbot to wipe out his brother and his brother’s friends JUST in case they decided to fuck with his ‘Win my adoptive father’s love through mass murder’ plan.

‘everyone is fucking and talking’

Two questions:
1) Damn son, where are you going to see movies?
2) What kinds of movies are you going to where said fucking is happening? Cause that will determine whether this is kind of strange or full-bore creepy

The eyes are the big sticking point for me. No matter what the rest of his body seems to be doing, the make-up/contacts mean those eyes are stuck in a constant state of glaring that is pretty damn distracting.
Even more unfortunate given how expressive Mignola was able to make HB’s eyes in the comics without pupils.

Given we’re talking about the same man whose famous debate soundbites included ‘No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet!’ I think you may be on to something...

See, if anything, I think the stupidity would be why any sort of cabal would want him to be its face - if he knows nothing, he can betray nothing when the time comes to have him take the fall while the standing members cut their losses, collect their winnings, and go back to ground to regroup for their next…

Any time I see them cry “Innocent till proven guilty!” my first thought is “If I go into your social media, how many counts of LOCK HER UP!/Hillary For Prison am I gonna find?”

In the long shot chance there’s ever a documentary about the sad cock-up that is the political career of Jacob Wohl, I really hope they get Christoph Waltz to narrate it. JUST to twist the knife a little deeper.

Between this and his whole insistence that he not simply cut Flint a check but personally oversee new piping, I get the sense he’s either THAT high on his ego or that insecure in light of his image that he feels like unless the solution he’s offering is something ONLY he can offer, the problem isn’t worth his…

To say nothing for the fact that came on the heels of calling a rescue diver a pedophile simply because he criticized your idea of a rescue vehicle.
and then followed those up with tweets about plans to privatize the company that made for a PR nightmare.

As far as Cernovich is concerned, I feel the need to make one note this article missed, and a big part of why I find the whole James Gunn thing so Goddamn frustrating.
This came on the heels of a similar stunt Cernovich tried in 2017 when he attempted to use an old joke Sam Seder made about Hollywood’s magnanimity for…

Additionally - the move in question was pretty make-or-break. Would NOT have done the Resistance any favors if the autopilot fucked up or crapped out at the last minute.
Someone had to be there as a failsafe. Holdo just happened to be the one to go down with the ship.