Don’t forget sending an Asgardian killbot to wipe out his brother and his brother’s friends JUST in case they decided to fuck with his ‘Win my adoptive father’s love through mass murder’ plan.

‘everyone is fucking and talking’

Two questions:
1) Damn son, where are you going to see movies?
2) What kinds of movies are you going to where said fucking is happening? Cause that will determine whether this is kind of strange or full-bore creepy

The eyes are the big sticking point for me. No matter what the rest of his body seems to be doing, the make-up/contacts mean those eyes are stuck in a constant state of glaring that is pretty damn distracting.
Even more unfortunate given how expressive Mignola was able to make HB’s eyes in the comics without pupils.

Given we’re talking about the same man whose famous debate soundbites included ‘No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet!’ I think you may be on to something...

See, if anything, I think the stupidity would be why any sort of cabal would want him to be its face - if he knows nothing, he can betray nothing when the time comes to have him take the fall while the standing members cut their losses, collect their winnings, and go back to ground to regroup for their next…

Any time I see them cry “Innocent till proven guilty!” my first thought is “If I go into your social media, how many counts of LOCK HER UP!/Hillary For Prison am I gonna find?”

In the long shot chance there’s ever a documentary about the sad cock-up that is the political career of Jacob Wohl, I really hope they get Christoph Waltz to narrate it. JUST to twist the knife a little deeper.

Between this and his whole insistence that he not simply cut Flint a check but personally oversee new piping, I get the sense he’s either THAT high on his ego or that insecure in light of his image that he feels like unless the solution he’s offering is something ONLY he can offer, the problem isn’t worth his…

To say nothing for the fact that came on the heels of calling a rescue diver a pedophile simply because he criticized your idea of a rescue vehicle.
and then followed those up with tweets about plans to privatize the company that made for a PR nightmare.

As far as Cernovich is concerned, I feel the need to make one note this article missed, and a big part of why I find the whole James Gunn thing so Goddamn frustrating.
This came on the heels of a similar stunt Cernovich tried in 2017 when he attempted to use an old joke Sam Seder made about Hollywood’s magnanimity for…

Additionally - the move in question was pretty make-or-break. Would NOT have done the Resistance any favors if the autopilot fucked up or crapped out at the last minute.
Someone had to be there as a failsafe. Holdo just happened to be the one to go down with the ship.

5. Have you ever been told the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

...no. Really. For all the faults of the prequels, that scene answers your question pretty perfectly - you can be insanely powerful and still have blindspots due to pride or trust.

I knew Crybaby wasn’t going to make the list, but it pleases me to see it getting love in the comments anyway.
I had wondered how they’d go about updating the original for the 2010s and Yuasa did NOT disappoint, both in terms of modernizing the story in a way that still carried emotional heft and visually making it…

Have to say, overall pretty strong list.

About the only thing I’d argue (and even that only somewhat, since you still made a good choice) would be Suspiria. The ritual’s a solid choice, but personally, I’d have gone with the first rehearsal.
It doesn’t have quite the over-the-top flourish of the finale, but there is…

Not for nothing, I know it’s a longshot for the Academy, but if Toni Collette gets a Best Actress nom for Hereditary, I will be TOTALLY fine with that.

“I don’t care that it’s for DC, I just love doing cameos!”
--I sincerely love that this was one of the last appearances of his to make theaters while he was still alive. I know there’s more coming, but it’s such a genuinely entertaining and slightly self-ribbing take from a man who, from everything have heard,…

One thing I will indirectly give the special - this aspect was responsible for a wonderfully sick string of jokes from We Hate Movies on their episode discussing Seventh Son.

Simply put - Zero Bumble Thirty.

“My name’s Talking Tina and I don’t like you...”

*throws his Christmas special spec script on the fire*

Just as well...

End this with Santa having a Twilight Zone style screaming breakdown of “I’M THE GOD! I’M THE GOD!!!” and you’ve got yourself a Christmas special, my good man!