A lot of things in society kind of remind me of cyclists nowadays. The general MO seems to be “I’m going to be completely careless and constantly put my life at risk, but you, total stranger, should be sure to go out of your way at every juncture to ensure my absolute safety...

Three nearby middle aged males: Run to help.

Oh shit OP, you now have “zero credibility” according to a stranger on the internet. Please tell us how this has ruined your life.

“This single line in this article seems like pandering to me”

Or, you know, hes just mocking a line that is clear pandering. But you somehow combine a complete misunderstanding of the post with snark to a stranger. #internet2016

Wow this is the first time someone has done this act. How creative.

I honestly cannot imagine a way a human brain could turn what he said into “girls don’t like porn”, but hey, this is the internet so choose snark before logic all day baby!

This is like throwing a fit that your “Designed in the USA” iPhone has Chinese parts in it and that it was made by Chinese labor.

I genuinely don’t understand the objection here. You think it’s “biased” to excitedly report that a team we thought would be backmarkers got 6th in their first race? Would you guys still think it was biased if Haas weren’t American.

I dunno about this one. I dislike Donald more than anyone on the planet really, but I don’t see him as being super wrong here. Almost every episode/debate/etc that she is involved in is her going well out of her way to insult him. Him doing the same thing? WOAH TOTALLY FUCKED UP.

This is such dumb logic. Say half of the players hated the son and wanted him gone and half loved him. The half who loved him would voice their support, the other half would stay quiet. Do you really want to be the guy who starts bitching about your teammate’s kid publicly?

title of the article quite clearly says “car”.

It’s almost as though being picked because of money versus because of skill will mean having a less skilled driver...

Chip actually answered this exact accusation in the most LOL manner in his opening press conference. I’ll paraphrase:

Wait so your logic is that because a cheat part got through inspection once, a team shouldn’t be penalized if it’s found later...?

I honestly can’t comprehend what you’re upset about here. It’s lazy that inspectors didn’t find a hidden part until they did a deeper inspection than they could have done pre-race? You seem rational...

The tech officials did their job exactly right...

I like how there are three people wearing the shirt of a retired driver in this shot that shows six people...

This is like the new complaining about downvotes on reddit when a post is like +50.