If you are attempting to say Mike hawk and it sounds to others like you are saying my cock, you really need to work on your diction and annunciation. 

The jokes on you. He knows he's been dead to humankind for years now.

The really funny thing is, they probably did the same thing to her. Both said they’d meet up later and no one showed up at all.

Most important is to never buy something because someone else did or told you to.

They definately got the better of the deal. She got another night alone with her long candle. I bet it smells like a vagina but not Gweneth Paltro’s. I shouldn't joke about her she needs help.

And you got ghosted by some guy. It's still sad.

No one in their right mind would cheer for this. They’d pitty her and hope she gets the help she so desperately needs before it’s too late.

She desperately needs psychological help. I hope she gets it soon. Before she hurts herself or someone else.

It needs to be a goldfish In a tank. Not a fishtank an M1A2C Abrams. But they can still call the game fish tank simulator.

To each his own. I like realistic looking games.

Just when you think people have hit the bottom of the barrel and can’t go any lower someone cuts the bottom out of the barrel and digs in underneath.

Lol. When in doubt play the black card, even if it's just to sell a game.

You have that completely backwards.

I don't think she's black. Not with that voice.

These things use focus groups and watch the reaction. This is exactly the reaction they are going for. Thanks everyone for playing along today. Pick up your complimentary greeting card on the way out.

Lol your self proclaimed "trailer professional" should go back into his trailer and watch more TV game shows.

Borderlands was horrible to look at, to listen to and mostly to play. I lost about 30 minutes of my life to that horrible game that I’ll never get back.

The concept of narration is lost in this one.

The vocal cords vibrate as air passes over them and the sound is shaped by the lips and mouth shaped compressing and releasing it, forming words and sounds.

A thing cannon be cringe. It can possibly be cringe inducing however. Try to use words correctly instead of how the last kid used it wrongly. You might even appear intelligent.