Yup, it finally happened. This is the first time in my life where NBC has literally nothing to offer me.

Yes, but in their language, the literal translation is closer to "Fuck them n******s and q****s. Let's get you liquored up, baby."

I'd say so. But tread lightly. You may end up eating like 8 servings in one sitting.

It sure is.

Comedy Bang! Bang! humbly requests that whenever you plan to Google something, to please Bing it instead.

I'd say it handily beats out any other burger* in its price range.

It barely qualifies as tea, but Peach Snapple is the bee's knees.

This is why I hate them. Unwrapped Reese's minis are the best option, as they have the best chocolate to peanut butter ratio.

Rolling Rock is my cheap beer of choice. The fact that other people don't drink it when I bring it to a party is my little bonus.

As soon as I saw this article, I popped that song on.

Thanks. It was a pretty casual inquiry at best. Now I'm starting to look at some info online, and it seems a bit daunting. Maybe I should try and find a group to roll with and get me up to speed, before I try introducing it to my very impatient wife.

I haven't had cable in about a year. I can't say I've missed it much, but I was getting some serious AT withdrawals. I know it's cool to hate HULU, but they just added the first 5 seasons, and a ton of other Cartoon Network shows. Needless to say, I'm a very happy ursidae.

Perhaps I should have responded to the conversation below…

Hey everybody, get a load of the NERD!

Yeah, I intend to play both Wolfenstein games. Just gotta squeeze them in somewhere.

Meh. That's 150 hours to complete everything. I'm sure you can beat it in half that. There's nothing I appreciate more than a good game that demands my devotion. I'm perfectly happy spending 100+ hours on a solid game.

Did you know that some people have sex without trying to procreate? I hear they're fun, sexy people.

Really considering checking out The Old Blood since it seems like a nice bite-sized respite from my recent Role-Playing obsession, but I haven't played The New Order yet. I would prefer to play TNO first, but maybe it's not necessary?

I think it's called Hardcore, but it could be Extreme or Bukkake or any other such nonsense. Whatever the case, there's only 2 difficulty levels. I did the shuffle, and every possible combination of Occuli and skills I could come up with, all to no avail. I'm just a quitter. Even the casual mode has enough difficulty…

I have Amazon One Click ordering enabled. Maybe I should accidentally put a PS4 in my cart, and leave my phone unattended.