Nah Perk is one dude in the league who has a bonafide reputation of not to be fucked with. 95% of his NBA career existing is because of this reputation. It’s the last remaining vestige of the “back In my day...” nostalgia that NBA old heads love to brag about. Because some people still believe this is a valuable asset…

Back when Steven Adams was a rookie, Perk elbowed him in the chest in practice and yelled “I’M THE ONLY SILVERBACK HERE.”

You gotta find the perp first before you can plant evidence on them.

At the police headquarters, investigators discovered that his log in times were drastically different from the times that the valuables were taken from the gym’s lockers.

It looks like the company has the most crack-smoking anti-counterfeit department ever. Just look at that; impossible to fake. That serial number, the embossing, the use of a custom perforation punch, an expiration date, the employee number. Yup. All missing.

OMG the stupidity of those people. It friggin burns my eyes to even read about it!! Like, what robber takes the couch and tv INTO the apartment?!?!?!?!

Goddamnit I could have gone on fine with my day without knowing what a cybergoth was...

Rosen falling to 10th is not some great injustice, but there is a hint of anti-Semitism surrounding the vague criticisms. Rosen has character issues that turned off the Browns (and others), but Baker Mayfield doesn’t?

Hmm, what are the odds he’d bump into the volleyball team and she’d spike his chances? Maybe it was set up.

I’ve read through that story a couple of times and it keeps confusing me more and more.

Maybe she was ugly or a minority or something else that an NFL exec wouldn’t like, like maybe she was really tall but not super skinny. GROSS!

The word used is “colonizer.” No one actually said anyone was colonizing New York city. It’s a reference to “Black Panther.” Pop culture references. It’s a thing people do. It’s not literal. Sit down.

He learned it by watching you, Cody Bellinger!

I was going with “choked out by Papelbon” but yours works too.

Doesn’t seem to stop Sal Perez.

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

Don’t know how old the kid is, but he appears to be a great prospect already. A spitting image of a young Lou Gehrig.

This is the very heart of conservative politics in today’s America - white people, men, the rich, whatever demographic with power you want to call out, claiming victimization despite the fact that they hold all the cards. It’s infuriating, especially because it seems to work so damn well.