FIVE ACTS??! sigh

I don’t know why, but I’m just not all that excited for more climb climb climb, shoot shoot, duck, shoot, run, duck duck duck, climb, climb, climb, shoot.

I guess I could forgive Skyfall and give this a shot.

Really? Dumb.

What’s Ted Cruz going to do now?!

*remakes or reissues or whatever. You know what I mean.

Jesus christ, is there ANYTHING new coming out? Yes, I know there is, this is frustrated exaggeration, but I really _really_ hope this flood of remakes will be over soon. Journey is a fantastic game, yes, but bring us something new!!

Your face is overdone.

I’d like to believe the programmers caught wind of WB’s plan and decided to make it shitty to discourage more of these lame DLC preorder “gifts”.

I just want to know if all the content will be on disc so I can buy it used in 6 months. Sure, I’ll rebuy the whole thing if I buy it in the aftermarket.

Maybe this is because COD doesn’t actually innovate with every yearly sequel.

GOOD.

Good.

God. I just read the name “Contra” and I hear that music from the first stage.

Ugh. This is the third opinion piece I’ve read about this today... yes, I get it, it’s unsavory, and yes, I get it that we know Ramsay’s a piece of trash, but that’s not the point they’re making. It’s clear - to me, anyway - that the reason they focused on Theon is that he is most likely about to break, that Ramsay is…

Being a guy who played all of the MM games back in the day, I was thrilled that they brought back the original MM vibe. I loved 9 and 10 and would love to see more. Plus that Bionic Commando redux (downloadable game) - so good!! Currently loving the new Strider. 2d is not dead, but they certainly are trying.

Yup. Corporations get us.

Take. My. Money. The console world has needed a real Castlevania sequel for going on 20 years now. I hope we see more stuff like this and the recent Strider reboot rather than the continuing parade of tired God of War clones.

Uh. Brewing coffee takes, like, five minutes. Stop drinking the pod-person Kool-Aid!

One hundred percent agree. The 90s Batman franchise went down the shitter when it began to try and emulate this dreck from the 60s. To me, this is simply an instance of ironically liking something (or someone) because they’re so terrible. Come on, people, we’re better than that.