At 0:38, I love the dude in the red shirt being SO upset, he literally runs into a car and pushes it aside with his own manly strength, then he runs off screen, and THEN he reappears from inside the car he just pushed. That some crazy Prestige shit right there.

I love this. F WalMart. I mean, we're all already technically helping to pay for all of their low-wage workers, so why shouldn't we get something out of it. I hope more people do this.

Is it me, or is there a vocal similarity between Skeletor and early Black Adder (Rowan Atkinson)?

Uh... PEOPLE do it. Trust me. I've seen way more idiot moves like this from fellow dudes than from women.

This. Is awesome. Now I no longer have to purchase unnecessary DLC to get all the achievements in a game! Am I the only person happy about this? I so rarely buy DLC - but maybe that's just because I come from the old school which says you buy a game, it's a complete game... I would love for the days of DLC to be done…

"CANNIBALISM IS NOT LEGAL in most countries"

"Why are they tucked away as extra downloadable content, for which I need to shell out more cash?"

Nobody.

I would say being a WiiU exclusive definitely hurt this game. I wasn't a fan of the original, but I know a lot of people who did love it... on the 360/PS3. WHO OWNS A WIIU?

So many adverbs, such shitty writing. Go for it, lady.

This way of thinking does not bode well for the inevitable RE7. *sigh* Oh well. I guess Call of Duty: RE is what we're gonna get from now on.

Maybe it's just me, but that does not sound like the old Mr. Torgue. Either that got a new actor, or the old guy forgot how to do it right. I love me sound Torgue, but this one... I dunno, it's missing something and in turn, he's actually annoying me. *sigh*

You do know that the first Evil Dead is horrifying, right? Evil Dead II had a great mix of comedy horror, but Raimi lost me come Army of Darkness. Way too hackneyed.

And what demographic, exactly, were they hoping to snag with this? Ugh.

Is she married to Dick Cheney??

I dunno, watching this just reminded me how much fun DMC was and it just makes me want to go back and play it again. FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!

Okay, maybe I'm Applestupid, but how it the 64GB gonna be $300 when an iPhone 5c is nearly $600? Are they including the stupid 2-year contract discounts? Because that seems more than a little misleading.

It really doesn't.

Um, spoiler alert?

I dunno... this looks way better than the original which was just a thinly veiled metaphor about US relations with Mexico. It was a bit heavy-handed for me while this looks like what the original promised - giant monsters from space!!