Though we’re frequently reminded by the worst people in the world that “facts don’t care about your feelings,” many people still treat feelings like facts.

I agree that the ad was a misfire because it could be interpreted in a number of ways, but agree that the intent was almost certainly “you can access the entire history of human artistic achievement through the portal of this one device!” Unfortunately it was released exactly when more people started worrying…

Yes. It was Viserys’ Valyria LEGO set.

Hey I’m with you. I think it devalues friendships in literature when they can’t be deep or complex without a sexual subtext. 

Can I just say the intro is waaaaay better now? I get the whole bloodlines angle last season but it was fairly bland. This? They went with a semi Baylax Tapestry kinda look and I’m a real sucker for that.

Artist: corporations are evil

Okay I’m not against this but what is Turner’s thoughts on ice skating up hill?

Blade has been done and would be nearly impossible to top.

They’re giving it to Jordan Peele, aren’t they?

I, for one, am glad to see the joke accounts like yours coming back.

I know that you logged on onto the comments section of a pop culture site to make a very stupid and wrong insinuation that the “outrage machine” is racist.

I’m so out of touch.

I’ll give it points for being a full-length feature instead of a link and paragraph of outrage nonsense.

Man, the AV Club really has it out for this Baby It’s Cold Outside guy. He must work there or something. 

I enjoyed this article, and I would like to see more like it in the future.

something new

“Montalbán’s character’s name, José O’Rourke, only makes things more confusing.”

“Baby It’s Cold Outside” is a sex assault song.

Something is definitely going to happen on that boat!