True. And as a grey points out, Crackle was sort of a streaming effort. But it was half-hearted at best. They tried it briefly, it didn’t work, they gave up. I do think they deserve some credit for not holding on past the point of silliness.

He earnestly hates that rabbit.

Porn stars. Interlinked.
Cells. On may pants.
Interlinked. Hunter Biden.
Ukraine. Interlinked.

I’d reckon most conservatives don’t even know what a tortoise is, let alone why they should save one on its back.  Let the free market decide!

People that are positive for empathy?

How many conservatives do you think would fail a Voight-Kampff test?

He can’t get close enough to yell at clouds because he can’t get on a plane. lol

He definitely has “uses ‘tarnation’ unironically in conversation” energy.

I just Googled his ranch. Lots of ground and trees and fences but I don’t see any animals. Wherever they are, yes, in New Mexico livestock and horses (and dogs) require vaccination.
He’s lyin’. All hat and no cattle.

“And I’m the rootin’est, tootin’est drunken’est varmint!”

I teach a class in information literacy and research skills at the college level. I have to do a whole series of readings and discussions that emphasize over and over again that your belief does not trump actual facts. Just because you believe in something does not make it real. I’ve had students get very hostile, and…

any of ‘em get throwed out of places?

Easier to do from 30,000 feet.

And they say liberals are snowflakes. JFC.

Sacha Baron Cohen thinks it’d be funny if he got naked and fingered his ass.
CROSSOVER!

Maybe his personality keeps the germs away.

The bigger the belt buckle, the bigger the asshole.

I actually would love to hear his whiplash 180 excuse in that situation.

When these hardcore anti-maskers have to get surgery, do they insist that their doctors and nurses also not wear masks? Do they insist on the medics not scrubbing up first, for fear of coddling their immune systems? Because it seems like that’s a logical consequence of their stated beliefs.

“I mean no offense to anyone, it’s just that I’m a special kind of asshole who thinks he’s better than other people.”

“I refuse to sit next to someone who is considerate enough to wear a mask in public.  I mean, what kind of twisted freak tries to limit the spread of contagions to others?  Who does that?”