> Clicker charges

For real. And I swear, if I ever see Ellie or Joel carrying more than 9 rounds of ammunition for any of their guns, this show is dead to me.

Doesn’t seem to be much circling tables excessively and doubling back on empty shelves in case they come across random screws or pills. Starting to doubt their commitment to the source material.

Matters were complicated in hospital, where Renner was treated by a very pretty nurse, causing his heart to protrude several inches out of his chest.

His secret sauce kept him alive.

That what they say. But when they played his skeleton like a xylophone, they strike the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something?

You’re not counting all the ribcages!

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Fortunately, his xylophone bones were left perfectly intact and perfectly in tune.

And according to the educational video game “Mortal Konbat” they are mostly femurs and skulls

How is that even possible?? According to cartoons, the human body only has like 12 bones!

It’ll work out for him in the end.

Guess we’ll have to hold out for a while to see if the dude from the Mandalorian can act convincingly while wearing a mask.

M&M’s need to be sexy so little boys don’t get fixated on those long, thick Toblerone shafts!

Stupid sexy Skittles. 

Once you go Skittle, you never go back.

And replaced it with a lithograph of a ship! Nay! I can’t masturbate to thee!

The only time I ever got angry at candy was when Skittles changed the flavor of the green one from lime to sour apple. 

Personally I think that Peanut M&M’s set unhealthy expectations.

Yeah why aren’t M&Ms sexier these days? I can barely get a hardon looking at the bag anymore.