*Joey Jo Jo runs out of room crying*

Even stupider than Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo?

Straight from the Other Mr. Roberts book.

If you do it right, your fans will flock to your defense on the internet, claiming that the game is totally playable, since all they really wanted was an incomplete beta. 

Poor, naive Mr. Roberts... Cancel the Kickstarter? Non, non cher monsieur. You complete the kickstarter, then move the pledge system to a private platform. Make roadmaps which show playable monster parts and expanded in-gut universes, “procedurally generated, yet hand-crafted”. Sell Meat Armors and Skinwagons (that…

Alan Moore is rolling in his coffin.

What was the point of this write-up, honestly?

It is very, deeply, incredibly weird.

I’m not gonna defend the dude but it’s still weird that someone would sit through a decade of tweets trying to finding nasty stuff.

LUKEWARM TAEK: Edgelords aren’t really all that funny. It’s like a 90/10 “taboo-breaking”/humor-injecting split. Like that one dude in high school who would loudly rattle off “dead baby” jokes.

“The Democratic Party doesn’t represent anything that I think, and neither does the Republican Party *right now* ...”

And he’s only in his underpants! 

Momoa to sit an exam he hasn’t studied for and also his teeth are falling out.

Elon is such a petty narcissistic piece of shit, we saw this years ago already when that diver guy whatsisname mocked his dumb kid-submarine, and Elon responded with calling the diver “pedo”.

Bo surprise either. The venn diagram between “libertarian free speech fetishist” and “first person to call the cops over someone making fun of them ” is a circle.

Strange how these dipshits whine that banning people spewing the N-Word, harassing Trans individuals, or claiming that drinking bleach will cure COVID is “violating the user’s free speech”, but they draw the line at mocking the petulant billionaire upset that he’s being clowned on.

Elon musk going from Libertarian Free Speech loser to Dwight from The Office screaming “Identity Theft is no laughing matter, Jim!” in record time is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.  

Even funnier are the Musk stans running around defending it as "his company his rules" ignorant of the "free speech" Musk promised. 

This shit gets funnier by the hour, this man in so far above his head it is ridiculous.