You say that as if there are non-terrible Sublime lyrics.

They’re a parody of *both* SHIELD *and* G.I.Joe

As someone who has bought comics for a long time, trust me, people certainly complain about the price of comics.

Hey Sean Spicer is right there...or he was, anyway. But you can probably find him if you check behind the bushes.

Or just keep playing them non-stop like the original Castlevania.

Dunno, I was in a local Target yesterday and they had a bunch of both the NES and SNES classics.

I don’t know, I think Juicero has MoviePass beat.

AHHH! BOOGEYMAN!

*BRRRING!* Stamp collection?! HA HA!

For some reason, I always confuse Rumpelstiltskin with Rip Van Winkle, despite both stories being completely and utterly different in every way.

Man, even Mister Mxyzptlk isn’t that stupid.

I’m toadally sorry. I rana out of ideas for a good pun. I’ll try to think up anuran.

A story about a frog that needs to mate before it croaks? Absolutely ribbeting.

My all-time, absolute favorite gag from the show.

TOP.

All I know is, my gut says, “maybe.”

Same, I was on IMDb about a 7-8 years ago and it linked to one of Sean’s articles here, and it was so damn funny I kept coming back (it also helped that the commenters were hilarious as well). Definitely the end of an era. :(

How else are you going to save a rec center? With a talent show? With breakdancing? Pshaw, I say!

Why does it say “welcome to you are doom?” And why is “doom” in quotation marks? Is it an ironic sort of doom? Is the wink implied?

No need to be apoplectic about apologies.